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How I Will Save Hollywood From Anti-Woke Haters: Part 1

The roaring successes of the universally loved and critically acclaimed Star Wars sequel trilogy and Phase 4 of the M-SHE-U, (two obscure franchises which...

They/Them resumes get filed under G for Garbage

A recent report has found that more and more applicants who distinguish themselves as non-binary on their resumes are being rejected by potential employers. According...

The Hits, but Mostly Flops of the 95th Oscars

The 95th Academy Awards came and went without any fist-a-cuffs, but that didn’t stop Hollywood’s staged affair and Climate Change platform from proving that...

Chess Gets Canceled for Cultural Appropriation

A group of students, activists and table-top gaming enthusiasts in France are calling for a ban on chess citing its cultural appropriation by ‘colonizers.’ The...

COVID Booster Program Fails to Launch

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has pivoted on their earlier recommendations for the COVID Booster vaccine, but experts are telling GWU! the once...

‘Chopsticks’ Trudeau Must Go, Pressure for PM to Step Down Mounts

After a whistle-blower from the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) revealed Chinese Communist Party (CCP) interference in both the 2019 and 2021 Canadian elections,...

Snoop Dogg Store Display Victim of Racism

In a blatant act of prejudice a Georgia grocery store has taken down a display featuring prominent Black entertainer Snoop Dogg during Black History...

7 Real Conspiracies For The UAPs Over America

Remember the good old days when believing in alien life and UFOs painted you as an X-Files obsessed weirdo? You know, the kind of...

John Tory’s Lockdown Lover Unmasked 

Disgraced Mayor John Tory is out of a job with the shocking revelation of his illicit affair with a former City Hall staffer—identified by...

Transgender Character Comes Out In ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ 

The Harry Potter franchise will be introducing the wizarding world’s first transgender character to fans with the release of the ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ video game.  The...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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