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I Survived COVID-19 and Here’s How You Can Too

By Mad Dug Duchamp – A special to Woke Up! The night Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the 94th Academy Awards, I felt sick...

Canada’s 10 Most Hated Politicians (6-10)

You’ll be surprised who made the list! Public trust of politicians in Canada is at an all-time low according to a recent Twitter survey. After...

Vladimir, Justin and Joe in Love Triangle

There’s a nuclear warhead of passion about to explode over Eastern Europe between lecherous leaders Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau, and Vladimir Zelensky. And this...

On the Road to Rebellion with Mad Dug and Anthony

https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/675349.rss As the horns of freedom ring throughout the Great White North, join the fearless freedom fighters Mad Dug and Anthony as they hit the...

Biden Ready to Unleash Deadly Virus with a 99.98% Survival Rate on Russia

In an often mumbled and incoherent virtue signalling speech to U.S. citizens during Tuesday evening's State of the Union address, an often confused and...

Five Things YOU Need to Know About the Russia-Ukraine Conflict

According to a former top ranking military adviser, speaking on the condition of anonymity, there is a Russian doll of truths when it comes...

Russian and Ukrainian-Canadians Pulling Out of Central Banks

Hundreds of thousands of Canadians, including many of Russian and Ukrainian descent, are withdrawing their life savings from Canada’s central banks after Justin Trudeau’s...

Justin Trudeau Crying Over Support for Baby Daddy Fidel Castro Theory

It seems the state-funded media have finally caught on to a story about the true parentage of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that Get...

A Hitchhikers Guide to the Truckers for Freedom 2022

https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/675349.rss Mad Dug and Anthony are hitching a ride to Freedom onboard the Canadian Trucker Convoy! While Prime Minister Justin Trudeau monitors for symptoms of...

Final Jeopardy 2030

Justin Trudeau may be Klaus Schwab's subservient lapdog during 2030 Great Reset NWO Zoom calls, but when these two tango it's a no-hold-barred bare...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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