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The Government MAiD Me Kill Myself

Thanks to government messaging around COVID-19, Tracey Thompson wants to die.  Thompson, a 50-year-old living in Toronto, says “Long Covid” and a lack of adequate...

How The Prime Minister Stole Freedom 

The last two years to flatten the curve of freedom has been anything but funny; however, a new children’s parody book by Calgary-based writer...

Desperate Canadians Forced to Eat the Bugs

For Vanessa Adams of Kelowna, BC, the idea of eating bugs was most definitely off the table. “Disgusting,” says the single mother. “I would...

I’m Just Trying To Keep Everyone Safe, By Keeping Them Away From Me

So, my boomer gammon parents held an intervention over Zoom because APPARENTLY I’m “obsessed” with Covid and it’s “Hurting the people around me”!!  I don’t...

Trudeau Loses. Truckers for Freedom Win!

The Trudeau government has surrendered to the horns of freedom. Months after the historic Freedom Convoy Protest against vaccine mandates began, the government has...

Bob Moran’s Freedom Cartoons Get Woke Up

Political cartoonist Bob Moran’s satirical illustrations may be among the most circulated and censored freedom art in the world. You’ve likely seen his controversial...

Canada’s 10 Most Hated Politicians (1-5)

Public trust of politicians in Canada is at an all-time low according to a recent Twitter survey. After years of gas lighting the public...

Is Sexy Zelensky in Bed with The Deep State?

The dreamy face of former stand-up comic turned Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, 44, has become the heartthrob of resistance, and a puppet for the...

I Survived COVID-19 and Here’s How You Can Too

By Mad Dug Duchamp – A special to Woke Up! The night Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the 94th Academy Awards, I felt sick...

Canada’s 10 Most Hated Politicians (6-10)

You’ll be surprised who made the list! Public trust of politicians in Canada is at an all-time low according to a recent Twitter survey. After...
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Breaking the Narrative

2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

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The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

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Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.
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