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Special to GWU! - John CA ManleyWhen it comes to humans, I’m old-school — there are two genders, two sexes: male and female. Sure, there...

Merry Christhamas!!!

I don’t know about y’all but Xmas is always the worst time of year for me. The consumerism. The cringe family get togethers. The...

My Handyman’s Wastewater Tastes like COVID!!

Y’all know I would never break social distancing unless it was absolutely essential, like attending a mostly peaceful pro-Hamas protest. So it goes without...

Is Will Smith Really Gay? Kevin and Karen get to the “Bottom” of it!

Dear Karen and Kevin, My boyfriend is a huge Will Smith fan! He was one of the first people I know to forgive Will for...

5 Ways to Support MCU Film The Marvels Without Paying to See It

Like most of y’all, the cost of living crisis has hit me hard. It’s gotten so bad that I’ve had to sell my Funko...

Letter to the American People by Osama bin Laden

Despite the heavy censorship online by the Internet Industrial Complex, GWU! has decided to publish the explosive content of Osama bin Laden’s Letter to...

Pardon the Gazaruption, says Boomer to Hamas Hipsters

I’m madder than a doctor without a passport at a border, over the way these woke Liberal leftists are blocking traffic, holding up banks,...

Going to War for Palestine Against the Terminally Online

After a brief period of intense soul searching, I have finally decided on what flag I’ll be putting in my X bio. It seems...

Why Gen Z Will Never Agree to be Drafted for WW3

There’s a ton of scary talk right now about there being a draft if World War III starts. Thankfully, there’s a lot of pushback...

Eff Around! Find Out, says Karen, To Child Locked in Cage for 70 Years!

Dear Karen and Kevin, Seventy years ago my wife and I locked our adopted child in a cage in the basement. I know what you’re...
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