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Letter to the American People by Osama bin Laden

Despite the heavy censorship online by the Internet Industrial Complex, GWU! has decided to publish the explosive content of Osama bin Laden’s Letter to...

Pardon the Gazaruption, says Boomer to Hamas Hipsters

I’m madder than a doctor without a passport at a border, over the way these woke Liberal leftists are blocking traffic, holding up banks,...

Going to War for Palestine Against the Terminally Online

After a brief period of intense soul searching, I have finally decided on what flag I’ll be putting in my X bio. It seems...

Why Gen Z Will Never Agree to be Drafted for WW3

There’s a ton of scary talk right now about there being a draft if World War III starts. Thankfully, there’s a lot of pushback...

Eff Around! Find Out, says Karen, To Child Locked in Cage for 70 Years!

Dear Karen and Kevin, Seventy years ago my wife and I locked our adopted child in a cage in the basement. I know what you’re...

Is It Kosher to Be Halal on Gaza?

I don’t like this Current Thing, can we go back to Ukraine or COVID, please? With those things it was easy to pick a...

Am I Supposed to Stand with Israel or Lay with Mia Khalifa? Asks Boomer

Picture it: October 7, 1988, the day before the season four premiere of NBC’s chart topping comedy, The Golden Girls. I was a ghost...

Why Won’t They Just Let COVID Go?

The alt-right are literally obsessed with COVID. You can see it on Twitter (if Elongated Muskrat won’t respect pronouns then I’ll deadname his dying...

Forgetting Yaroslav Hunka … but Never Forget Russell Brand

The recent move by YouTube/Google to demonetize truth teller Russell Brand is the latest example of a 1984-style tyrannical attack by the powers that...

Indoor Dining During Surging Pandemic Is Less Safe than Using a Glory Hole Down by the Docks, Say Karen and Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, Up until this point I have dined indoors zero times. I’m one of the two people in an office of 60...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

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The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

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Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.
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