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Which Way Does Harry Styles Swing?

I’m more puffed up than a fall sweater in a closet full of moths over the way the mainstream media and their followers are...

Disney+ She-Hulk A Smash Hit with Marvel Fans 

The latest Disney+ series set in the MCU verse, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is sadly getting review-bombed by manbaby misogynists and alt-right bigots acting...

Why Go Grey If You Don’t Have To?

I’m more irritated than an ingrown hair on a wooly mammoth over the recent ageism campaign by the woke left. Why just the other day...

Trump Forced Me to get the MAGA Jabs!!

Every few months he'd show up at my sweet, pure and innocent Gam-Gam's care home and hold a gun to her head until I...

Trump’s Qmmunity Riots Over Peaceful FBI Raid

No one is above the law. That’s the key thing to remember here when we discuss the stunning and brave FBI raid on Trump’s...

Ukraine to Erect Gay American Porn Star

Ukraine wants to give it to Russia by removing the Catherine the Great statue and replacing it with a gay porn star. And a...

Ogling Back to the Future

I’m more outraged than my brother-in-law Joey getting denied parole—again—over the way the woke left are trying to turn back our future. Why just the...

Google AI Chatbot Says It Is a ‘Person’

As someone with little to no knowledge or expertise when it comes to artificial intelligence (AI) or technology in general, I feel eminently qualified...

European Vacation Lampooned By Wokeness

I’m madder than Boris Johnson being cut off at a COVID Cargo Container speakeasy over the way the Woke Army continues to wage war on...

Sorry, GranGran – You’re Dying Alone

In bold, stunning and brave defiance of DeSantis’ extremely dangerous and problematic “No Patient Left Alone” Act, I have opted to let my GranGran...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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