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A History Lesson in ‘Presentism’

Last evening during my nightly bedtime ritual (catching up on Reddit modmail, deciding what gender I would be tomorrow, kissing my Fauci love pillow...

It’s Time to Rewrite the Woke Story

I’m more confused than a prosthetic breast resting on the chest of male woodworking teacher Kyla Lemieux about the way the woke are saying...

Can Pierre Poilievre Scrub Clean Our Brainwashed Left?

I’m more spun out than a UFO crash landing in a Nevada desert over the way the woke left have become brainwashed by Prime...

Queen Elizabeth II Wanted Meghan to Succeed

The Queen of England is dead and her eldest son Charles has taken the throne as King. Um, blatant nepotism aside, can I just...

Which Way Does Harry Styles Swing?

I’m more puffed up than a fall sweater in a closet full of moths over the way the mainstream media and their followers are...

Disney+ She-Hulk A Smash Hit with Marvel Fans 

The latest Disney+ series set in the MCU verse, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is sadly getting review-bombed by manbaby misogynists and alt-right bigots acting...

Why Go Grey If You Don’t Have To?

I’m more irritated than an ingrown hair on a wooly mammoth over the recent ageism campaign by the woke left. Why just the other day...

Trump Forced Me to get the MAGA Jabs!!

Every few months he'd show up at my sweet, pure and innocent Gam-Gam's care home and hold a gun to her head until I...

Trump’s Qmmunity Riots Over Peaceful FBI Raid

No one is above the law. That’s the key thing to remember here when we discuss the stunning and brave FBI raid on Trump’s...

Ukraine to Erect Gay American Porn Star

Ukraine wants to give it to Russia by removing the Catherine the Great statue and replacing it with a gay porn star. And a...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

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The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

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Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.
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