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Ogling Back to the Future

I’m more outraged than my brother-in-law Joey getting denied parole—again—over the way the woke left are trying to turn back our future. Why just the...

Google AI Chatbot Says It Is a ‘Person’

As someone with little to no knowledge or expertise when it comes to artificial intelligence (AI) or technology in general, I feel eminently qualified...

European Vacation Lampooned By Wokeness

I’m madder than Boris Johnson being cut off at a COVID Cargo Container speakeasy over the way the Woke Army continues to wage war on...

Sorry, GranGran – You’re Dying Alone

In bold, stunning and brave defiance of DeSantis’ extremely dangerous and problematic “No Patient Left Alone” Act, I have opted to let my GranGran...

True Canadians Stand On Guard For Thee

I’m more toned off than a missing lyric in the Canadian national anthem over the way the so-called ‘liberal’ citizens are trashing the big...

I’m Just Trying To Keep Everyone Safe, By Keeping Them Away From Me

So, my boomer gammon parents held an intervention over Zoom because APPARENTLY I’m “obsessed” with Covid and it’s “Hurting the people around me”!!  I don’t...

Professor Amir Attaran Ain’t Going to be Teaching My Kids!

I’m more fired up than a cricket roasting over a Trudeau-style bug spit over the way the University of Pyongyang, formerly known as the...

Cis White Males Need Not Apply

I’m more volatile than a Bitcoin expert working at Coinbase over the way the Woke are discriminating against white men. Why just the other day,...

Twitter’s Great Firewall of Censorship

I’m angrier than a teenage Uyghur sent to a ‘summer fun ‘re-education camp’ in Shanghai over the way Twitter is “clamping” down on free...

Transphobia the Woke Word of the Hour 

I’m more riled up than a stray dog in a Chinese restaurant over the newest woke word of the hour: Transphobia! A few days ago...

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