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Radical Gender Idiotology

Could New Doctor Who Take the Dying Series Off Life Support?

Doctor Who fans are buzzing with excitement over Rwandan-Scottish actor Ncuti Gatwa taking over as the new Doctor. The handsome young actor, best known...

A GWU! Guide to All 72 Genders

Remember when you were at the department store as a kid shopping for clothes with your mom? There were only two aisles, men and...

It’s Time to Rewrite the Woke Story

I’m more confused than a prosthetic breast resting on the chest of male woodworking teacher Kyla Lemieux about the way the woke are saying...

Quidditch Cancelled Over JK Rowling’s ‘Transphobic’ Comments

The organizers of a real life version of the game Quidditch, inspired by JK Rowling’s hit series of books Harry Potter, are changing the...

Ogling Back to the Future

I’m more outraged than my brother-in-law Joey getting denied parole—again—over the way the woke left are trying to turn back our future. Why just the...

The Canadian Armed Forces Crossdresses the Line!

The Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) has gone balls to the walls with wokeness. The CAF has made public its plans for a “gender inclusive”...

Hollywood Heels Ruining Movies 

Ah…the film classics….the champions of cinematic brilliance. It’s the way that these celluloid stories inspire the world by projecting a heroic tale. One that...

Cis White Males Need Not Apply

I’m more volatile than a Bitcoin expert working at Coinbase over the way the Woke are discriminating against white men. Why just the other day,...

Radical Gender Ideology comes between me and my Calvin Klein’s 

I’m madder than a newborn who can’t find a breast to suckle on after seeing the new whacked out Calvin Klein trans-pregnancy ad.  The ad...

Woke Gay Superman Sales Floppy

It’s a bird, it's a plane, it’s … falling off the sales charts! According to comic book sales tracker ComiChron, the once star title...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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