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CBC’s 10 Secret Woke Fall TV Shows Leaked

With the recent mandate for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to increase its diversity programming by 30% this fall, the state-funded media corporation is scrambling...

The Government MAiD Me Kill Myself

Thanks to government messaging around COVID-19, Tracey Thompson wants to die.  Thompson, a 50-year-old living in Toronto, says “Long Covid” and a lack of adequate...

Will COVID-19 Jabs Become the New Morning After Pill?

In states where abortion is now illegal, some women, including Austin, Texas resident Meghan Polly, are turning to COVID-19 vaccines for solutions. Particularly after...

I’m Just Trying To Keep Everyone Safe, By Keeping Them Away From Me

So, my boomer gammon parents held an intervention over Zoom because APPARENTLY I’m “obsessed” with Covid and it’s “Hurting the people around me”!!  I don’t...

Crazy ‘HR Lady’ Viral Video Against Freedom

A Human Resources recruiter, also known as the 'Crazy HR Lady,' is in hot water for a chilling video she posted to social media...

Do You Have Phantom Mask Syndrome?

Despite most of Ontario’s remaining COVID-19 mask mandates being lifted many people still won't be able to remove their masks. Take Karen Kevins from Toronto,...

Woke Up Wednesday

https://youtu.be/HernifdNRpc The Mad Dug and Anthony afternoon drive show takes a demented detour with DJ Johnny Jock filling in as they discuss masking children with...

Is the Canadian Armed Forces Crossdressing the Line?

The Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) has gone balls to the walls with wokeness. Woke Up! has obtained a leaked draft document from the CAF...

Coming Soon – Mad Dug and Anthony Star in ‘The Incurable But Surprisingly Mild Virus’ – Covid 19

It’s an epic adventure in healthy eating, exercise and vitamins as DJ's Mad Dug and Anthony discover a cure for 'The Virus'.

Canada’s 10 Most Hated Politicians (1-5)

Public trust of politicians in Canada is at an all-time low according to a recent Twitter survey. After years of gas lighting the public...
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Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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