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Top 10 Cringiest COVID-19 Vax-Scenes

The relentless, mindless and insane media push for vaccines is dying suddenly. But GWU! has decided (against our doctors advice) to keep the aging...

De-Banked: Podcaster Jeremy MacKenzie Canceled by Big Bank Fat Cats!

Canadian Armed Forces veteran and host of the Raging Dissident podcast Jeremy MacKenzie has been de-banked by Scotiabank without any explanation.  Mackenzie, a vocal critic of...

Changing the Weather Will Rein In Climate Change Denialism!!

Despite being part of a homogeneous hive-like social media collective centered around virtue-signaling over the pressing issues of COVID-19, Ukraine and the environmental dangers...

Increasing Vaccine Injury Is Causing More People to be Reflexxive

First there was NFL player Damar Hamlin suffering a cardiac arrest on national television; a week later Canadian reporter Jessica Robb had a mysterious...

Dr. Robert Malone Goes Crazy Over CDC Language Control

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has dictated a new guide on how it wants people to speak. And it has tongues...

Christmas Is Cancelled, Says Grinch Judge

Terrace, BC, is the latest casualty in the war on Christmas that is raging in cities around the world. The rural town, located north...

Mask Mandate Mocked by University Students 

Kamil Bachouchi, a fourth year student at Wilfrid Laurier University, has worn ziplock bags, buckets and even exotic fruit as a way to both...

CUPE Union Duped Us Into Supporting Them

Guest Commentary by Gino Giovanni I never thought I’d be the kinda guy who would expose the absolute failure of organized labour. I’m 26 and...

Online Dating Sites Finding Unvaxxed in High Demand

A new online dating trend is finding more and more people are selecting unvaccinated or self-described ‘pure bloods’ over vaccinated partners.  “It’s a big change...

Top Ten Most Canceled Halloween Costumes

Get Woke Up! to the Top Ten creepiest canceled Halloween costumes that you should definitely dress up as this year!
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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