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Mexican Migrants Who Dug NYC Jewish Tunnels Break Their Silence

The Mexican workers behind the secret labyrinth of tunnels under a New York City synagogue are breaking their silence over their part in what...

6 Ways to Tell if Your Online Girlfriend Is an AI Bot

It started innocently enough when Carl Simpson responded to an X DM from a cute Russian girl.  “She had a few more followers than me...

Dumbass Dundas Square Name Change 

Dundas Square, one of Toronto’s most recognizable landmarks, is being erased—literally—by the city's left-leaning council under the dictate of its socialist mayor, Chairman Chow.The...

Personal Pronouns for Robots

Special to GWU! - John CA ManleyWhen it comes to humans, I’m old-school — there are two genders, two sexes: male and female. Sure, there...

Will A&W Go Woke?

Fast food restaurant A&W, known for its wholesome small town charm and loveable ‘Burger Family’ is struggling in a post-Covid, recession economy. The 103-year-old...

Alex Jones NWO Wars Video Game Plays to Win

Alex Jones is gaming the New World Order in his new video game NWO Wars. As the controversial host of the popular conspiracy theory talk...

Friend of Matthew Perry Takes Jab at Egomaniac Justin Trudeau

Actor Matthew Perry was not friends with Justin Trudeau, an insider gossips to GWU!  Despite the Canadian PMs claiming that they were BFFs, it’s a...

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