Totalitarian Creep

Dumbass Dundas Square Name Change 

Dundas Square, one of Toronto’s most recognizable landmarks, is being erased—literally—by the city's left-leaning council under the dictate of its socialist mayor, Chairman Chow.The...

Personal Pronouns for Robots

Special to GWU! - John CA ManleyWhen it comes to humans, I’m old-school — there are two genders, two sexes: male and female. Sure, there...

Alex Jones NWO Wars Video Game Plays to Win

Alex Jones is gaming the New World Order in his new video game NWO Wars. As the controversial host of the popular conspiracy theory talk...

Going to War for Palestine Against the Terminally Online

After a brief period of intense soul searching, I have finally decided on what flag I’ll be putting in my X bio. It seems...

Trudeau Suffering from PTSD After Repeated Beatings by Matthew Perry

Mathew Perry was seen as a hero for the way he manhandled egomaniac Justin Trudeau, a former classmate of the two frenemies told GWU!...

10 Political Costumes To Not Be Caught Dead In!

For regular folks figuring out a Halloween costume for the annual office Halloween party can be a worrisome drag—especially with all the modern day...

Why Gen Z Will Never Agree to be Drafted for WW3

There’s a ton of scary talk right now about there being a draft if World War III starts. Thankfully, there’s a lot of pushback...

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