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Trampled Lady Lives, But Democracy Still Dies

After the shocking motion to extend the Emergencies Act 30 more days passed late Monday evening under the Trudeau regime, Woke Up! learned that...

Jordan B. Peterson Agrees – It’s time to ‘Wake Up’, in new song

Philosopher, writer, podcaster and now ... musician Jordan B. Peterson has just released the Pink Floyd-esq single 'Wake Up'. The song, released February 19th...

Children and Pregnant Women Attacked By Trudeau’s Secret Police

After witnessing military-style violence used by Trudeau’s secret police against the peaceful Freedom Rally protestors in downtown Ottawa yesterday, many are asking what could...

Russian and Ukrainian-Canadians Pulling Out of Central Banks

Hundreds of thousands of Canadians, including many of Russian and Ukrainian descent, are withdrawing their life savings from Canada’s central banks after Justin Trudeau’s...

Trudeau Has Lost His Mind, World Leaders Distancing from Madman

Leaders from around the world are demonstrating shock and confusion after Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau delivered an inappropriate Valentine's Day gift to his...

Insider Speaks from Blocked Border Crossing Near Coutts, Alberta

Now into the third week of peaceful protests against the Canadian governments unlawful and unconstitutional covid mandates Get Woke Up! has obtained an exclusive...

Trudeau’s Mental Health Worrying, Claim Experts

Mental Health experts from around the globe are questioning Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s mental capacity to continue running Canada, while he struggles to hold...

A Hitchhikers Guide to the Truckers for Freedom 2022

https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/675349.rss Mad Dug and Anthony are hitching a ride to Freedom onboard the Canadian Trucker Convoy! While Prime Minister Justin Trudeau monitors for symptoms of...

Emergency Debate To Evict Freedom Rally Convoy from Ottawa has Liberals Seeing Red

An evening of digging in heels and changing shoes mid-dance was on full display late into the night in Ottawa, as MPs jostled for...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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