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Drugstore prescription for woke could be catchy: US Doctors

Bearded man in make-up Ad in Canuck pharmacy: Why DEI needs to DIE

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American doctors are warning that a virulent strain of ‘woke’ circulating in Canada could be on its way to the US.

Top doctors point to the deadly spread of so-called ‘inclusiveness’ in the very place where one would normally turn to for health: your local pharmacy

The contagious chemist in question is Shoppers Drug Mart. The chain of Canadian pharmacies at ground zero in the serious case of Transmentality, has released a nationwide advertising campaign featuring a bearded man wearing lipstick and makeup

The ad, which the company claims is a celebration of “diversity,” has been met with little to no resistance in Canada, a country known for progressive nonsense such as ‘peoplekind,’ ‘BLT+’ pandering and its effeminate Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. 

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But some US doctors warn that this is yet another example of the transgender movement’s assault on common sense and traditional values. One doc America’s Number One Source of Newstainment, GWU! spoke to said that it’s a jarring reminder of how far corporate Canada has fallen in its desperate attempt to appease the woke mob.  

“This isn’t diversity—it’s delusion,” said Dr. Margaret Smith, an expert in Gender Dysphoria from Peoria.

“A pharmacy should be a place where you pick up prescriptions and shampoo without being bombarded by radical gender ideology. Now they’re pushing this nonsense, and it’s downright embarrassing. What’s next, a microwave identifying as a toaster?”  

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The image, which looks like it was pulled from a 1970s Monty Python sketch about liberal absurdity, has been praised by Canadian progressive activists as a bold step toward equality. 

Prominent LGBTQ+ advocate and Canadian politician Randall Garrison defended the ad, emphasizing the importance of representation.  

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“Ads like this are crucial for visibility and acceptance,” said Garrison, who has long been a vocal supporter of transgender rights. “Transgender people exist, and they deserve to see themselves reflected in media and advertising. This isn’t about pushing an agenda—it’s about acknowledging reality and fostering inclusivity.”  


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But Dr. Smith warns that we’ve seen what happens to American companies when they prioritize virtue signaling over serving their customers. She cites Bud Lite, Gillette and Disney as prime examples of get woke, go broke. 

“It’s ironic that a drug store chain is promoting something that’s clearly a mental health crisis,” she says, pointing to the growing trend of gender dysphoria among young people who she sees more and more cases of.  

“Men cannot become women, no matter how much lipstick you slap on them. This Canadian pharmacy should be ashamed of themselves for promoting this madness.”  

While progressive Canadians cheer the ad as a victory for “inclusivity,” Americans see it as yet another example of how far their neighbors to the north have strayed from reality.  

“This is what happens when you let liberals run the show,” said our doubting doc. “Common sense goes out the window, and we’re left with bearded men in lipstick being hailed as heroes. It’s a sad day for Canada and a warning for Americans of what not to transition into.”

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