Going Down the Rabbi Hole!!!

PLUS: Justin Trudeau’s goons slam journalist and CBDCs ain’t the new Bitcoin!!!

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As the world gets ready to celebrate the Freedom Convoy’s two-year anniversary, a bitter and jaded Dictator Trudeau is still holding a grudge after the peaceful protest he crushed embarrassed and shamed him around the globe. 

In fact, our sources are verifying that the embattled Liberal leader is going so far as to crack down on anyone who questions his authority, including Canadian journalists like David Menzies—a reporter for our Twin Flame site, Rebel News.

Earlier this week, veteran journalist David ‘The Menzoid’ Menzies approached Chrystia ‘Twitchy’ Freeland for a comment, resulting in the roving reporter being manhandled by both the RCMP and local police. Menzies, who is famous for his no-holds barred gonzo style journalism, was arrested for assault, but later released without charges. 

Video of the brown shirt take down, obtained by GWU!, clearly shows that Menzies was entrapped by the plainclothes arresting officer who refused to give his name and/or badge number.  

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Since the incident Canadian media, even critics inside the usual polite bubble, are theorizing that Dictator Blackface and his henchmen, like Freeland, are ordering pigpigs to crack down on any descent to his speaking moistly messaging. Will 2024 solidify the police state developing in the great white north? Make sure to check da facts!

GOING DOWN THE RABBI HOLE

The secret tunnels under New York city that lead to a Jewish synagogue (among other places) have unearthed a whole series of conspiracy theories as to the origins and purpose of the passageways that lead to the Chabad-Lubavitch World Headquarters in Crown Heights. 

WHAT A  JEWHOLE: “Imagine you see a Jew climbing out of a secret tunnel system that goes under New York, but you don’t have your phone with you and now you desperately try to explain it to your friends without sounding like the most anti-semitic guy on the planet,” commented one GWU! reader.

Potential theories both plausible and totally batshit insane include: 

  • Some nice young Hasidic boys just wanted to go to Temple during Covid and needed to beat the lockdowns. “Take that,  Mayor Catholic Boy Cuomo!”
  • Chabad HQ connects directly to one of Epsitines former residences …. FOR NO REASON!
  • This is just one of many secret JEWS ONLY tunnels throughout NYC that connect all the best bagel shops.
  • There was some bad shit going on with kids based on the soiled mattresses and baby highchairs discovered. 
  • Leads directly to the ‘totally non-existent’ underground tunnels in Gaza.
  • It’s not a tunnel, it’s a shul subway!
  • The entire subterranean network of pathways is all just an elaborate wind up to make New York residents think they are hearing Yiddish ghosts talking under their floorboards.
  • Teenage Mutant Ninjew Turtles

At this point it’s a bit of an unkosher minefield just to Check da Facts. What real dirt will be dug up on these tunnels? Jew knows!?! 

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BITCOIN IS, WELL, THE NEW BITCOIN

With the annual WEF meeting in Switzerland scheduled to take place next week, it appears there’s no time like the present to get people thinking about a CBDC universal central bank digital currency.

Yes, friends, it’s true the SEC has adopted a Bitcoin ETF backed by freedom friendly corps like Blackrock. While news of the approval saw the coin hit a high that it hasn’t seen in a few years, some weren’t so delighted by the news, claiming this is one step closer to the New World Order, which includes 15-minute cities, Digital ID, depopulation, and eating za bugz. 

“This is both good and bad news,” a member of Reddit’s WallStreetBets explains to GWU!

“Decentralized Bitcoin has the potential to go beyond a million dollars and create an alternative monetary system. But that adoption will also lead to governments attempting to control the flow and in turn your bank account with their own garbage centralized digital coin.” 

I for one am sticking with my Shiba Inu. To the moon, bitches!

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