Classy, fearless, and damn handsome is how Donald J. Trump walked away from the debate at the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia. My MEGA-man barely broke a sweat as he manhandled a clearly weak and nervous and, oftentimes, krazy-eyed Kommie Kamala. Even her best Obama impressions were not good enough to sway anyone in my downtown Moscow, Ohio, viewing party to her far left rhetoric.
Laughter is the best medicine
DJ was full of classic Trump zingers as he got digs in about the failed Biden-Harris administration. From their insane open border policy to Sleepy Joe’s beach vacations and afternoon naps. Who is even President? Not even the biased ABC moderators could fact check those cold, hard truths!
Grab her by the pussy cat
ABC ‘news’ interns did their best to fact check Trump, despite never fact checking Harris, but no one could deny that illegals and undocumented immigrants are eating family pets in Ohio. “I wonder what will be on the menu at the Harris-Walz campaign defeat party,” laughed one MAGA supporter at the informal viewing on a giant projected screen behind the local ice hockey rink. But seriously, losing a family pet to an undocumented illegal’s savage hunger is no laughing matter!
Blink 182
Unlike her beach boss Biden during his debate with Trump, Harris was full of blinks as she tried to woo the confident and composed Trump. While her puppy dog eyes may have worked on Mayor Billy Brown, she wasn’t going to sway a ladies man like DJ Trump. He likes his tail more foreign and less communist.
Aping Obama
For a few seconds it appeared like Harris had lost her southern accent (she grew up in southern Quebec—ed), but eventually she found it and at one point aped her best Obama impression. That certainly didn’t jive with the Moscow crowd, as they jeered at her sad attempt to connect with the Black voters.
A Strong Man for Weak Times
While Kamala, the Pretender-in-Chief, offered up meandering emotional appeals in rehearsed lines that wouldn’t fly in a saccharine high school production of Our Town, DJ brought down the house (of the outdoor venue I was at) with solid endorsements from international leaders with nukes. Pretty sure the respect of bosses with bombs takes precedence over pandering to Palestine and selling out to Israel.
Swift exit from the debate stage
A clearly defeated Harris made a swift exit from the debate vowing for a rematch with King Trump (hopefully on his terms—ed). Not long after pop star Taylor Swift posted her sad and desperate selfie endorsement for Harris with the love of her life, ABC News has FACT CHECKED the meticulously planned endorsement and professionally shot photo was not a psyop.
