Taylor Swift’s Top 6 PsyOp Hits!

Former CIA agent sings the truth about the pop pretender!

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Taylor Swift is almost certainly a government propaganda PsyOp according to former CIA operative Willis Coleman. 

Coleman was with the agency’s top level ‘Cultural Behavior Modification Unit’ for nearly four decades where he served as Assistant Script Supervisor on the TV programs Turner and Hooch: The Series and Top Gun Europe: The Legend Continues.

“After all my years serving in LA—believe me, I know the difference between real and fake,” laughs Coleman.

Colman verified to GWU! the veracity of the leaked video of the Pentagon floating the idea of using Swift to influence public opinion.

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The seasoned Hollywood operative says that it’s actually very common for celebs like Swift to be used to further the goals of political and business interests. “Elvis, Hedy Lamarr, Anderson Cooper. They all worked as covert agents, to varying degrees. Sometimes against their will or even without knowing it.”

From his swanky LA office via Microsoft Teams, Coleman explains to GWU! that Swift is just one of many celebs who are routinely paid by the government and big business to push their agendas. “The US government publicly paid social media influencers $1000 a month during the pandemic to “inspire” Americans to get vaccinated. If that’s what they’re telling you, imagine what they’re hiding!”

Taylor’s Version of Her 6 PsyOp Hits

6. Playing Political Football

“Taylor’s ‘relationship’ with Travis Kelce is the perfect bread and circus sports ball distraction the deep state plays,” Coleman tells GWU!

“I can think of no better place for an airhead agent provocateur of the government to ply her trade than an arena of uniformed sheep, paying money to watch millionaires play with their over inflated balls.”

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The man with the golden puns insists that ‘Swift’s’ relationship with Kelce is totally manufactured. The goal? “It’s rather sophisticated stuff, actually. Number one: Generate female interest in the NFL, and two to promote Kelce so that he can inject Americans with the PsyOp he’s running with those Pfizer goons.” 

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5. Paul Is Dead …. along with musical talent

“America’s Sweetheart gets a lot out of the deal as well,” shrugs Coleman. He says that the main reason Swift is even as popular as she is, is because the CIA and music industry bigwigs want her to be.  

“The music album market died years ago. That’s why you see all these performers charging so much for live concerts. There’s no one downloading ‘digital albums’ or buying CDs.” 

Coleman confirms that the entire music industry is an artificial market that inflates and flat out invents sales stats to convince customers that music like Swifts has any actual value. Coleman makes a good point: How else can you explain Swift being able to re-release the same albums again and again and again and have them top the charts again and again and again? 

“It’s a win-win. The artist gets popular and the government gets control of someone with popularity. Also … !!! sdrawkcab smubla eht ot netsiL,” he advises.

4. Dude Looks Like a Lady

One of the greatest plays the CIA will do with a PsyOp is by keeping you guessing their gender. “Misdirection,” Coleman chuckles, admitting they did the same thing with Dolly Parton in the 1970s and 80s. “Rumors about Taylor hiding her family jewels under those bedazzled tutus broke the Internet. A classic distraction tactic: you’re trying to sneak a peek at Taylor’s tiny pecker, while crooked Joe Biden is making Torah-sized deals with the Jews,” he confesses from Microsoft Teams. 

Coleman goes on to confirm with GWU! that there are only two genders despite Taylor Swift’s medical opinion otherwise. “The spooks and Swift are normalizing the insane WHO agenda that women can be men and men can be women. It all has to do with shaping society,” says Coleman who explains that the WHO claims there are too many people on the planet. “If you can convince your female teenage fanbase that they deserve 11 abortions and can be men if they want … they’ll volunteer for sterilization! It’s as brilliant as it is diabolical.”  

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“From having transgender models in her music videos to publicly speaking out on so-called ‘trans rights’ and even her initials, TS, the artist is clearly taking a stand … while peeing!” laughs GWU! Gossip columnist CJ Byner. “I wouldn’t be surprised if a jumbo hot dog isn’t the only wiener in Kelce’s mouth on Super Bowl Sunday!”

3. New Era for same olde time song

Coleman, who was on the ground for Operation Wandering Soul in Vietnam, confides that another example of PsyOp Swift is a tactic spooks like him call ‘Double Talk’. “One minute you’ll hear Swift singing out her Dem talking points in the mainstream media: climate change, racism, and whatever else Brandon Biden is serving. But you don’t see a lot of fawning magazine articles mentioning her jetting around the world on a carbon exhausting private jet. And yet her brain dead fanbase still cheers on her every move.” 

“It’s true.” CJ Byner whispers that Swift is planning to fly her private jet from Japan to Las Vegas just for the Super Bowl! “That’s about 50 to 100 metric tons of CO2 emissions,” dishes the former assistant to the stars. “Talk about not putting your cockpit where your mouth is.”

2. Biden Is My Boyfriend

One thing the MIBs like to do, adds Coleman who lights his eighteenth cigarette of the interview, is jam out some lyrics. In a deep musical cut, Coleman drops the needle on the Scorpions seminal hit “Wind of Change,” which he brags he wrote the backing vocals for. “That number basically took down the Iron Curtain,” he laughs. “I threw in some lyrics that were rather misdirecting, but, hey, we won the Cold War.” 

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Coleman cites Swift’s lyrics from her chart topper “Karma” (2022) as an example of her election interference: “Trick me once, trick me twice” which Coleman asserts is a direct reference to the stolen 2020 election and the planned interference in the upcoming 2024 election. 

Byner explains that the CIA are laughing at all the kids and their parents in the audience screaming the lyrics. “They don’t have a clue that the joke is on them and Taylor Swift is in on it. Thanks for your $1000 dollars a ticket, suckers!”

1. It’s Taylor, Bitch

What does the future hold for a PsyOp like Taylor Swift? Coleman says that it’s hard to say. She might be given her freedom, if, of course, Biden gets another term. The most likely scenario is that her next album is a dud and she disappears.

“Don’t worry the CIA always takes care of their assets,” Coleman winks. “So don’t be surprised if in a couple of years Swift pops up on your TikTok feed, dancing around with knives.” “But, hey,” Coleman concludes, “that’s the price you pay for democracy.”

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