With all the mis and dis information online it can be hard to distinguish the truth between fact and fiction. That’s where CJ Byner comes in to Check da Facts!
The woke Paris Olympics landed a knockout punch to women on Thursday when Imane Khelif climbed into the ring and battered Italian boxer Angela Carini. The welterweight bout lasted only 45 seconds before Carini, who later said she had never been hit that hard before, bowed out and took to the mat in tears. Under normal circumstances, Khelif, an Algerian, would be a champ, but the problem, of course, is that Khelif is a biological male knocking around a biological female.
“It was bad enough to see the Last Supper demonically reimagined by a group of mentally ill men in dresses,” a professor of Women’s and Gender Studies in Dublin, Ireland, lectures GWU! “But now it’s just getting plain dangerous. Men should not be allowed to hit women, especially on live TV!”
This KO is NOT OK!
The true feminist professor isn’t wrong. She goes on to reveal that Carini likely knew her life was in danger by getting into the ring with this mentally ill brawler. In fact, many, including anti-woke Italian Prime Minister Georgia Meloni, had privately urged Carini not to fight, fearing for the bella bambina’s safety. Surprisingly or not so surprisingly the BLT+ captured International Olympic Committee (IOC) supported Khelif and his right to compete as a female despite having a pair of golden globes hanging in his shorts.
After the world watched in horror at the disgusting abuse of a woman at the hands of a man, the IOC released a typical woke corporate statement defending their position to allow Khelif to fight based on their inclusive mumbo jumbo. But the majority of the world isn’t buying it this time. Everyone from billionaire Elon Musk to author JK Rowling and even magic bullet survivor Donald Trump are taking off the gloves and punching back over the unfair fight (who knew so many people followed women’s boxing—ed).
Follow the science, below the belt
Imane Khelif (pronounced I’m a man, bitch—ed) was actually banned by the International Boxing Association from competing in the 2023 Women’s World Championships for failing tests to meet the ‘eligibility criteria’ for participating in the women’s competition. Khelif was born with XY chromosomes, which makes him a dude (Pretty sure his cornrows are fake too—ed)!
Earlier this week Donald Trump said that if elected he would outlaw men from competing in female sports. The mainstream media, along with their new Deep State puppet Kamala Harris have failed to support Trump’s policy and have also remained mum on the Olympic boxing match. Meanwhile … soy boys and white dudes for Kamala have taken to social media to support a man abusing a woman on live TV.
The controversy will continue this weekend when Khelif takes on Hungary’s Anna Luca Hamori in a quarter final haymaker bout. “Hopefully someone can knock some sense into the IOC before we witness something horrific,” warns our ringside to insanity prof.
Pump and Dump
In other diversity, equity and inclusion news, Canadian’s are fuming over a viral video featuring an Indian man defecating in a gas station parking lot. The video shows an elderly orange turban-wearing man casually dropping his shorts and landing a deuce beside a gas pump with popular Indian coffee shop Tim Hortons in the background.
The owner of the gas station, Raj Grewal, a disgraced former Liberal MP who resigned in 2019 over his gambling addiction, insists the video is ‘Photoshopped’ and is calling the allegations ‘hateful racism’. In other words …. bla bla bla, etc.
Grewal later went on to post a video on X of a similar looking man in a turban … not taking a dump. But checking da facts reveals that that video is time stamped from the previous week! Additionally this orange wearing turban man is wearing pants, not shorts. Sounds like Grewal thinks all Indians look alike! Do better!
Have you Turd?
When GWU! analyzed (pun intended—ed) the viral video, as originally posted by hunky Rebel News reporter Harrison Faulkner, with state-of-the-art AI detection software—free on Microsoft Bing—it’s obvious that Grewal has never opened Photoshop before, or his eyes. The proven to be authentic video has big budget movie accurate shadows and complex reflections that would take hours of Hollywood editing—proving the incident happened. It’s a well known fact that Marvel films have had some pretty shitty editing lately, but GWU! is calling crap on this being called racism and is making a fact dump right now for our readers.
The so-called ‘Right wing’ news organization that cutie Falkner covers the poop beat for has been dumping more and more shocking incidents of recent Indian immigrants in the country engaging in public defecation in malls, public transit and even at the beach! (What a model multicultural post nation state, eh—ed)
While mainstream news media outlets are afraid to squat and push the truth, independent media like Rebel and GWU! are there to wipe their ass with the facts and never pull any punches.
