My New York TV insiders are dishing that sissy boy dictator Justin Trudeau had to beg for his recent interview slot on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
In fact, Trudeau was 3rd or 4th on the short list for the CBS night time snoozefest and was only confirmed at the last minute. “We were like, Trudeau is old news,” a staffer on The Late Show spilled in my Check da Facts members-only Discord. “The Liberals have been spam calling us for months to get their aging pretty boy in the big chair.”
International Joke
The Prime Minister of Canada, who’s popularity has slumped since the COVID-19 plandemic, was in New York for a few days meeting with WEF agents like Jacinda Ardern and presidential nominee Krazy Kamala Harris. (Trudeau is no stranger to surrounding himself with powerful but inept women—ed). He also gave a poorly attended speech at the UN General Assembly, to a sparse audience of Liberal staffers and a dozen extras from central casting.
“The whole tour was a big rotten apple,” said Russian News correspondent Vlad Thompson who was one of only three international reporters handed the bum assignment to cover the Canadian PM in Manhattan. “It wasn’t like the early days of Trudeaumania with screaming girls and fanboys. Justin looks tired and super low energy. He’s not doing a great job of advertising universal health care,” snitched Thompson.
The Canadian Prime Minister, who could face a snap election is currently polling at a dismal 20%. Colbert, who has also seen his ratings plummet since becoming a part time vaccine pitchman, had been planning to host Javier Bardem, star of the Netflix hit: Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story. However, due to the star having a dental cleaning appointment there was an opening. It was eagerly snagged by fame whore and former American media darling Trudeau.
“Stupid pet tricks, Dr. Anthony Fauci, and reps from Pfizer were Colbert’s preferred choices, but he settled on the Great White North minority leader and RuPaul from Drag Race,” added the user Proud Boys for Walz in my Discord chat. “Mondays are always gay days. Amiright?”
Better Know a Dictator
Colbert’s writers had hoped for a massive DEI and TDS lesson from the former drama teacher but instead they got four minutes of Trudeau raving about the country’s non-existent dental care program for 80-year-olds and the high cost of back bacon. Under the Trudeau regime, Canadians have seen record high inflation, out of control immigration numbers, increased crime, a dramatic increase in drug overdoses, and a housing crisis that has left many Canadians unable to afford a basic family home or even rent.
At one point during the painfully boring and sycophantic interview, Colbert, who still considers his show a comedy, began talking about the “racist far-right agenda” sweeping Canada—referring to popular opposition leader Pierre Poilievre as ‘Canada’s Trump’— but even a typically unhinged Trudeau didn’t have the stamina to defend his nearly ten years long governments many failings and Poilievre’s common sense agenda. The fame seeking PM largely uhmed and ahhed his way through the softball questions lobed.
Sashay away Drama Queen
“After, Colbert was furious: ‘What was the point of having him on? Who let that faggy moron on the show,” he screamed at one Late Show intern, according to Proud Boy.
Trudeau will face a vote of non-confidence this week in parliament and many Canadians are hoping that it results in a snap fall election. Will Canadians change the channel on Trudeau’s Sunny Ways Shitshow? Now if only we could also vote out TV show hosts.
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