Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy left his phone mic on while taking a leak live on an X Space during a conversation with Elon Musk, Alex Jones, Andrew Tate, Matt Gaetz and others with 10,000 Xers listening in.
The live stream—no pun intended—chat featuring some of the most outspoken truth tellers in America took place just hours after the X account of Alex Jones was reinstated. Jones had been serving a five-year ban for so-called ‘misinformation’.
At one point during the broadcast a trickle of water could be heard in the background.
Jones abruptly interrupted the conversation to say: “Somebody’s got their phone in the bathroom.”
“That’s your phone, Vivek,” said someone on the call. “I’m not able to mute you.”
At that point, the first candidate to ever be recorded peeing (but not on Russian prostitutes—ed) turned off his mic, only to reappear seconds later. Jones teased Ramaswamy by asking if he felt better now. The clearly bashful and apologetic Republican responded “I feel great, thank you.”
Speaking of bathroom humor, Ramaswamy was the butt of the joke for obedient late-night propagandists this week. They took the 37-year-old businessman turned politician to task for questioning everything from September 11th to January 6th after the latest Republican Presidential debate.
Here’s a Top Ten List for ya, boys: Top Ten Ways to Tell It’s No Conspiracy That Late Night TV Isn’t Funny Anymore!
This Bud’s Calendar Is For You
Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right Beer has dove into the culture war waters with Riley Gaines to make waves with their unapologetically sexy “Real Women of America” 2024 calendar.
Brewmaster Seth Weathers explains: “This calendar is in no way intended to discredit transwomen …. because there is no such thing as a ‘transwoman.”
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Riley Gaines, Dana Loesch, Kim Klacik, Ashley St. Clair, Sara Gonzales, Josie The Redheaded Libertarian, Catalina Lauf, Brittany Jean, Bethany Bartlett, and Peyton Drew.
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A Kick in the CBC Family Jewels
Talk about simping for Mother Earth! A recent editorial by a man from Nova Scotia, Canada, revealed that he got a vasectomy due to his ‘climate grief’.
Darryl Whetter, a writer and professor at a liberal arts college—we assume, snipped his Johnson because he followed the dangerous and false misinformation that the planet is overpopulated and doesn’t need more humans. This, of course, is an absolute woke left lie.
“The population bomb is an urban myth and always was. Global fertility peaked five years before Ehrlich’s book [The Population Bomb (1968)] came out,” wrote Darrell Bricker who co-authored the Empty Planet with John Ibbitson.
“Not having kids because you think the global population is out of control shows you don’t understand what’s happening with fertility and population trends. We are on our way to a population implosion due to fertility decline and population aging,” wrote Bricker on X.
Whetter further overshared in his diary entry on the Canadian government-funded blog, CBC, that after the procedure, he and his girlfriend (who is beyond child baring years anyways) spent many years globetrotting through Asia.
“How completely moronic. Good thing he doesn’t have offspring,” commented @CdnFreedomGirl, a popular user on X.
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