American corporations have been seeing red as their sales and stocks continue to bleed all over Pride month (can somebody get them a feminine hygiene product—ed). These formerly dominant companies are learning the hard way that the push of woke Transgenda and LGBTQ+ ideology will leave you both penniless… and, er, penisless as the gayconomy gets rammed.
According to University of Waterloo Economics professor Christian Andersen, these companies and any connected to them are now experiencing what he has coined a ‘Transession.’
“The new term likens the Trans ideology with the economic term of a recession, which we all know the meaning of, except for politicians like Joe Biden,” explains the expert in wokenomics who teaches in Canada’s wokest city, Waterloo.
Andersen cites the examples of some companies that put what he calls ‘Transfacing’ marketing ‘in your face’ at the start of Pride season in an attempt to score woke points, only to cancel it when their sales and stocks took a hit from customers who were tired of having rainbow flavored sausages shoved down their throats.
WHAT IS NOT A WOMAN?
Bud Light was first out of the gate when the brewery recruited Trans social media influencer and conman Dylan Mulvaney to promote their weak ass beer. When the mini skirt wearing man’s endorsement of suds became a dud, the beer’s parent company Anheuser-Busch sobered up and switched horses mid race, literally.
“In just two weeks they went from having a man prance around like a deranged schoolgirl to their iconic Clydesdale horses proudly galloping across America,” points out our prof.
Customer response to the Mulvaney ads resulted in a drop in sales by 25%. With stocks having fallen by 15% the brand has become the laughing stock of both social and mainstream media.
TUCK AND COVER
Missing the mark entirely, retail giant Target set up special ‘Pride’ sections in their stores that featured not only rainbow and Satanic themed products, but, shockingly, girls’ swimsuits with penis pockets.
“Overnight regular customers started knocking down the displays and organizing boycotts. The whole thing even inspired a rap hit calling for the store to stop Targeting kids.”
Target was forced to remove the controversial swimwear and move the divisive displays to the back of its stores as sales sagged.
“Targets attempt to hit it’s CEI (Corporate Equity Index) score really missed the mark.”
INFLATED SPORTS BALLS
Pro sports leagues have been spending the season in the Pride penalty box, since the onset of the Transession they contributed to. The NHL has put a stop to ‘Pride Nights’ thanks to the loud voices of backup goalies and fourth line wingers, while Hollywoke’s own Los Angeles Dodgers played in an empty stadium as Catholics protested the team honoring the ‘Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.’
“These pro sports teams started to see in-person sales slump and people at home turn off their TVs. When you’re paying your players millions you need to make up that cash somewhere, and these leagues weren’t finding enough green in the rainbow.”
However, Andersen cites the NBA as a heroic example of a sports league that didn’t bend over. “The LGBT mafia is not a gang you’d typically find in Black communities. The NBA is about family values and could you imagine Kyrie Irving wearing a rainbow coloured jersey? Amirite.”
IT’S NOT JUST THE SHECONOMY, STUPID
The Transession is also happening in all areas of society lectures the Waterlooney Professor.
“June saw a literary explosion of male authors reading their books in libraries and schools. The only problem was that they weren’t actually authors and they were reading politically and ideologically themed books to impressionable kids, while donning the latest in women’s fashion.”
Thousands of libraries and schools across America and Canada held the over the top read-alouds that featured drag queens reading thinly veiled pro-LGBTQLMNOP books to small children. Although officially endorsed and paid for by various levels of government and local school boards parental pushback was almost immediate.
“Previously non-political parents didn’t like the gender ideology being pushed on public property with their tax dollars. Even in Canada the usually politically invisible visible minorities have started turning on the ruling Liberals, which is astounding and inspiring to watch.”
Andersen is referring to the recent protests across both countries that have seen immigrant and Muslim parents en masse join Christian’s outfront of public schools and libraries to tell the LGBTQ Mafia to ‘Leave The Kids Alone.’
YOUR SCHOOL PRIDE IS SHOWING
Thousands more parents are now flooding school board meetings demanding that inappropriate LGBTQ pornograghic books be removed from schools.
“Public sentiment has shifted from affirming men in dresses to wanting gender identity out of their schools and lives,” tells our teach.
YOUR PUBLIC PARTS ARE SHOWING
Andersen explains that in his socialist country also experiencing a Transession, Muslim parents are joining in an unholy union to battle the LGBT$AG3NDA in schools, even booing Dictator Trudeau everywhere he saunters.
“Now you have the issue of political gender ideology getting funding from the state. Not everyone likes that idea.”
Media critics from the US, Canada and Australia tell GWU! that enough is enough with all the gay stuff.
Outspoken political critic and host of the RageCast podcast, Jeremy MacKenzie agrees that these types of activities wouldn’t exist without government spending, recently tweeting: “I do not consent. Fund your own nonsense. Get out of our pockets!”
Filmmaker and Daily Wire host, Matt Walsh says that America’s gender fatigue is only natural. “After a while, people get fed up and the LGBT activists, they’ve been running roughshod over the culture for years and they’ve been getting everything they want and getting more bold about it and more outlandish and more egregious and more grotesque.”
“And then eventually people say even a lot of the people that went along with it … ‘this is too much. I’m sick of it. I’m tired of it. I’m exhausted with it. Just stop. Leave us alone.’”
Ricky Allpike of The New Flesh Podcast based in Australia says that the whole pride movement needs to be dismantled and the rainbow (a former staple of kids art), needs to be handed back to the children of the world.
“In Western Countries there are no longer any work or life barriers holding LGBTQ people back from participating fully in society. Pretending that these barriers still exist, only keeps the corporate rainbow grift rolling on,” says the podcaster.
TRANSESSION – TOO GAY TO FAIL?
With corporations and governments in retreat from the woke money pit of Trans and LGBTQ+$ ideology, Andersen is hopeful that the current Transession will change how they irresponsibly spend money in an attempt to indoctrinate the public for their benefit.
“I’m hopeful, but realistically it would be like a man giving birth, which, as we all know, is impossible.”
