With the 2024 US Election rapidly approaching, celebrities from Bono to Whoopi are endorsing Deep State puppet Kamala Harris over the people’s King, DJ Trump. Perhaps at one time a celebrity endorsement meant something, but based on the garbage that Hollywood is churning out these days can a celebrity opinion even matter, especially when our democracy™ is on the line?
Our Wokesperts™ break down the top pop culture endorsements and why you shouldn’t trust them.
Sean Astin Endorses Second Breakfast
Astin first rose to fame as the bumbling Mikey in the cult classic Goonies (1985). It’s difficult to say whether this Harris hustler has made quality choices since. Despite successfully portraying the simple, but loyal friend to main character Frodo Baggins in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings (2001–03) trilogy, a series of Adam Sandler film flops followed. Click (2006) and 50 First Dates (2004) were just some of the first steps on this gullible Hobbits fantastical journey into the darklands of the far left. Remember, when the darkness of his Harris nod finally passes, a new day will shine.
Taylor Swift screeches Cat Lives Matter
When this proven CIA psyop and childless catlady endorsed Kamala Harris it came as no surprise to anyone, including her too-young-to vote Tween fan base. Since rising to fame, courtesy of the Deep State, Swift’s stances on everything from Climate Change (she flies around the world on a private jet) to Transgenderism (she’s a man) has become a running joke. Added to that, her on- again-off-again relationship with Covid vaccine salesman Travis Kelce has made even the most gullible fans question her mental state. This is one endorsement that should be considered Folklore (2020).
Fall of the House of Usher
“P. Diddy list? What’s that?” mouthed the ever so sincere Yeah! (2004) singer and sudden convert to the Harris-Waltz ticket who up until recently had a reputation for staying away from politics. Although the large fake looking man in a giant coat who spoke at a recent Dem rally may have appeared to be Usher, GWU! can confirm that this was actually three white boys for Harris balancing on each other disguised, Muppet style.
LeVar Burton is lost in space
The writing is on the wall for a Trump win but Burton, who played blind Lt. Commander Geordie LaForge on Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) and enthusiastic reading buddy on PBS, has his eyes full of rainbows. The woman’s headband / mask wearing Burton wants you to vote for Harris but can you really trust an actor who can’t see through the hologram that is Kamala Harris?
Oprah Winfrey plays it straight
When the Queen of All Media and star of politically correct A Wrinkle In Time (2018) came out of the closet for Kamala, no one was surprised. Winfrey might have been a daytime TV winner but is now nothing but a whiner, occasionally leaving her multimillion dollar estate to tell the plebs which establishment politician to put their trust in. Unsurprisingly, CBS broadcast gal pal Gayle King backs her up, everytime. Also, P. Diddy sex stuff.
Mel Brooks Presents: History of The Clown World Part I
Fifty years ago Mel Brooks became the voice of comedy with Blazing Saddles (1974). He’s spent decades trying to make it big again with bombs like Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) and Spaceballs (1987). Look, life stinks but following an endorsement from a comedy one-hit wonder isn’t going to make it better.
Obama Barack My Campaign
GWU! might be wondering if, by some off chance, Obama can push through a win, just what the two term president will do in his fourth term.
As the executive producer on predictive programming movie, Leave the World Behind (2023); race riots, economic collapse and war are certain storylines. Say nope and turn the page on this Nigerian/white/Hawaiian ordering Black men to vote for a Jamaican/Irish/Indian woman.
George Clooney and his pet pig
The Sexiest Man Alive (18 years ago—ed) has dropped more bombs than Biden is planning to on Iran. From playing bumbling foreman Booker on Roseanne (1988) to hunky Dr. Doug Ross in TVs ER (1994) this actor turned environ-mentalist hasn’t made a good film choice since Oceans 11 (2001). This supposed ‘humanitarian’ and advocate for ‘human rights’ famously called for mandatory injections of the COVID vaccine during the pandemic movie (2020-2023). (When’s the sequel?—ed) His brief stint as a casting director who selected Kamala Harris as the Democratic candidate (2024) further proves his inability to operate in the American political theater.
Bono drives a hard bargain
Aging Irish rocker and glaucoma spokesman Bono (seen here with Canada’s first gay Black Prime Minister Justin Trudeau—ed) has famously threatened to drive his car off a cliff if Donald Trump wins the election (can this idiot even vote in America?—ed). No need for you to stay, Grandpa, it will be a beautiful day on November 5th, with or without U2.
Trump is a master of her domain
Former Seinfeld (1989) co-star Julia Louis-Dreyfus may play a Vice-President on TV but the vacant celebricunt has such low ratings in the intelligence demographic that she is way out of her time slot plugging for one in real life. Despite her claims otherwise, reliable TV insiders inform GWU! that the 63-year-old actress’s snatch is as dried up as her career and no one wants to watch a rerun of her or Kamala anyway.
Whoopi Goldberg’s view can’t be trusted
When host of TVs low rated The View (1997), Whoopi Goldberg, first came down with TDS, the nation prayed for the Sister Act (1992) and Theodore Rex: DinoCop (1995) star to make a miraculous recovery. But like a liberal dinosaur Goldberg continues to make whoopie for the Harris-Waltz candidacy and shows no ability to evolve with the times or her diminishing fanbase.
Mark Hamill is No Jedi
May the farce be with you seems like the perfect tagline for this has-been who has come out of the rock he was hiding under to rock the vote for Kamala Harris. Unlike his Star Wars (1977) co-star, the multi dimensional Harrison Ford, Hamill, who played Luke Skywalker, never saw his career approach light speed after the George Lucas space saga. From walk-ons to made-for-tv movies, Hamill only seems to be famous for his space sabre rattling X tweets jabbed at Emperor DJ Trump. It’s like the ancient Ewok riddle, ‘If Mark Hamill tweets in the Forests of Endor, does anyone hear the Muppet?’
Julia Roberts is Sleeping with the Enemy
Annoying laugh, word salads, and questionable lovers. No, we’re not talking about Kamala Harris. Or are we? Julia Roberts is the most recent celebrity to go full-retard. I mean Walz. Look, she became famous for playing Richard Gere’s escort, which proves she’ll say and do anything if the price is right. And we’re pretty sure Kamala Harris has hired her to do just that. Talk about two Pretty Ugly Women!
