An exclusive Get Woke Up! survey shows that a large majority of Canadians are in need of serious mental help. 

The poll found that a whopping 83% of Canadians who have been vaccinated with the experimental mRNA COVID-19 gene therapy products are nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake. The survey was a random sampled scientific poll conducted among Liberal and NDP voters, via SurveyMonkey. 

The survey analyzed various ‘deeply held beliefs’, many of which contain elements of dangerous conspiracy theories.

Our expert on the psychosis of the vaccinated and top doctor, Dr. Hung Wang from Berlin, New Jersey, took a jab at interpreting the data from his corner booth at a Wuhan-style soup restaurant. 

“The survey revealed what normal people already know about the vaccinated. Despite being so-called vaccinated against the mild but deadly COVID-19 virus, they still live their lives in irrational fear that they will catch it and die.” 

Read: You’re Crazy Not to Get Vaxxed, Say Doctors

The poll also found that 7 out of 10 ‘fully vaccinated’ Canadians believe the pandemic is still ongoing and continue to follow long debunked pseudoscientific disease prevention practices.

“These people often follow superstitious rituals and self-enforced rules like wiping down groceries or staying an arbitrary distance away from healthy people, as though that would make any difference in a viral epidemic,” laughs our Top Doc with a PhD in sanity.

I’m Lovin’ It

Wang says that one key problem discovered in the survey is that of cognitive dissonance. Cognitive dissonance can be explained as the state of having inconsistent thoughts, beliefs, or attitudes, especially as relating to behavioral decisions and attitude change. 

“It’s kind of like a fat person wanting to be healthy. They always talk about wanting to lose weight, but still eat McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner.”

The majority of respondents claimed that vaccines have either no or mild side effects, obviously unaware of the global reports of blood clots, myocarditis, VAIDS and death.  

Here we go again

With cold and flu season upon us those polled also now fear something so-called ‘experts’ are calling a ‘triple threat’ lumping the very different respiratory diseases of COVID-19, RVS and flu into a ‘bigbad’ to be afraid of. 

“It’s hard not to laugh but we have to stop taking these peoples irrational fears into account with regards to public policy. There is no cure for the common cold and the only realistic mitigation methods are getting enough exercise, sleep, vitamin D and staying home if you have symptoms. Like, you know, being sick.” 

Politicians as lemming enablers

The survey found that 90% of respondents turned to the government controlled TV and websites for guidance during the pandemic, despite the media not knowing anything about infectious diseases. 

Many respondents said that they still to this day religiously believe that lining up, following arrows in supermarkets, disposable masks, lock downs and school closures, among other provably false safety measures, actually did anything other than harm.  

8 out of 10 still feel at least some level of anger at loved ones who refused the experimental gene therapy shots being pushed by the government. They also continue to isolate themselves against those trying to explain the COVID-19 psyop and allay the imaginary fears of an unseen viral enemy. The survey found that they are prone to influence of others and susceptible to outside ideas making them easy to manipulate.

Hope for the vaccinated

While the poll makes a number of startling discoveries as to just how crazy so many Canadians are, Wang says some of the responses were difficult to parse. 

Despite the survey’s grim findings there is hope as 23% of those surveyed only took one jab as opposed to 3 or 4 ‘boosters’.

“Many Canadians, especially those in eastern provinces like Ontario and Quebec are only pretending to be insane so as to blend in with society. The ‘Go along to get along’ ethos is so strong it can be hard to tell the true believers apart from the ones that need to be committed to the looney bin” 

Our top doctor (who can’t diagnose without seeing a patient) diagnosed that 83% of Canadians are indeed in mental distress and in need of psychiatric care and medication. While the majority of those with this serious problem will not likely make any changes to become well, they could find some much needed relief in March, of next year. By 2023 of that month Canada’s Federal Government will legalize state administered Medically Assisted Suicide for the mentally ill.