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Will A&W Go Woke?

Fast food restaurant A&W, known for its wholesome small town charm and loveable ‘Burger Family’ is struggling in a post-Covid, recession economy. The 103-year-old...

My Handyman’s Wastewater Tastes like COVID!!

Y’all know I would never break social distancing unless it was absolutely essential, like attending a mostly peaceful pro-Hamas protest. So it goes without...

Lady Ballers: Screwball Comedy Is a Slam Dunk!

The insane Transgenda™ is getting a reel funny treatment with the release of the Daily Wire’s Lady Ballers—streaming now on Daily Wire+. Following a group...

Osama bin Laden Creates a Content Masterpiece for TikTokers!

Remember Osama bin Laden? The same one who was totally 'killed' by Obama back in 2011. Well, Osama, a former employee of the CIA...

5 Ways to Support MCU Film The Marvels Without Paying to See It

Like most of y’all, the cost of living crisis has hit me hard. It’s gotten so bad that I’ve had to sell my Funko...

Pardon the Gazaruption, says Boomer to Hamas Hipsters

I’m madder than a doctor without a passport at a border, over the way these woke Liberal leftists are blocking traffic, holding up banks,...

Tradwife Estee C. Williams Tell All

Estee C. Williams, 25, has the secret recipe for how to be a perfect wife and according to the popular social media star it’s...

Trudeau Suffering from PTSD After Repeated Beatings by Matthew Perry

Mathew Perry was seen as a hero for the way he manhandled egomaniac Justin Trudeau, a former classmate of the two frenemies told GWU!...

Friend of Matthew Perry Takes Jab at Egomaniac Justin Trudeau

Actor Matthew Perry was not friends with Justin Trudeau, an insider gossips to GWU!  Despite the Canadian PMs claiming that they were BFFs, it’s a...

10 Political Costumes To Not Be Caught Dead In!

For regular folks figuring out a Halloween costume for the annual office Halloween party can be a worrisome drag—especially with all the modern day...
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Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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