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Eff Around! Find Out, says Karen, To Child Locked in Cage for 70 Years!

Dear Karen and Kevin, Seventy years ago my wife and I locked our adopted child in a cage in the basement. I know what you’re...

Dave Chappelle Bombs After Attacking Israel

Funnyman Dave Chappelle is in a crater of trouble …. again. What did the struggling millionaire comic do this time? Well, the tell-it-like-it-is jokester...

New Anti-Woke Shopping App Worth Checking Out!

Busy Boston mother of two Cindy Regjunder used to feel overwhelmed whenever she went grocery shopping for her family. It wasn’t easy to know...

A GWU! Guide to Identifying Joe Biden’s Clones

It’s no state secret that there may be multiple clones of President Joe Biden (at Sleepy Joe’s age he needs all the help he...

Palestinian Supporters are Clearing Landing Strips for Gaza

It started as an online joke, but in only a few short hours western supporters of Gaza were shaving their pubic hair in a...

Is It Kosher to Be Halal on Gaza?

I don’t like this Current Thing, can we go back to Ukraine or COVID, please? With those things it was easy to pick a...

Am I Supposed to Stand with Israel or Lay with Mia Khalifa? Asks Boomer

Picture it: October 7, 1988, the day before the season four premiere of NBC’s chart topping comedy, The Golden Girls. I was a ghost...

Why Won’t They Just Let COVID Go?

The alt-right are literally obsessed with COVID. You can see it on Twitter (if Elongated Muskrat won’t respect pronouns then I’ll deadname his dying...

Humourist Derek Smith Exposes Woke Groomers in his Newest Book

Not content to just honk, honk at Justin Trudeau for stealing freedom, author Derek Smith is giving a dress down to groomers in his...

1 Million March 4 Children Called ‘Hateful’ by Lazy Unions

Today's peaceful 1 Million March 4 Children organized by Canadian families, is being assaulted with threats and fear mongering woke rage. The vile assailants...
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Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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