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Athletes Refuse to Play Corporate Virtue Signalling Game

Ivan Provorov of the NHL’s Philadelphia Flyers is facing harsh criticism from the woke left Twitter mob for his decision to not participate in...

Increasing Vaccine Injury Is Causing More People to be Reflexxive

First there was NFL player Damar Hamlin suffering a cardiac arrest on national television; a week later Canadian reporter Jessica Robb had a mysterious...

7 Ways Progressives Are Trying To Save The Planet

Our planet is just twelve years away from dying or so the experts have been telling us for the past forty years. Does it...

6 of the Dumbest Things Ever Said By AOC 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or AOC as she’s known to her fans, haters and people who can’t remember her name has a reputation for saying some...

Freedom YouTuber Greg Wycliffe – UNREDACTED GWU! Interview

Deprogramming his audience one viral video at a time, Greg Wycliffe is a fearless YouTube commentator, covering current events with his own unique flavour...

The Orville Blasts Off with Potential Fourth Season

Fans on Internet forums say The Orville is the best Star Trek series on TV, which is highly illogical, considering it's not a Star...

Christian Cashier Canceled for Saying Merry Christmas

Wearing a bright red employee mandated Santa hat on her head and a small wooden crucifix on her neck, Mary Bogdan finished ringing up...

Did You Woke Wash Your Bay Blanket?

Software Logistics Officer Sandra Miller sat in a semicircle with her colleagues examining her privilege, her microaggressive behaviours, and unconscious racism that even she...

Could New Doctor Who Take the Dying Series Off Life Support?

Doctor Who fans are buzzing with excitement over Rwandan-Scottish actor Ncuti Gatwa taking over as the new Doctor. The handsome young actor, best known...

A GWU! Guide to All 72 Genders

Remember when you were at the department store as a kid shopping for clothes with your mom? There were only two aisles, men and...
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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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