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Fighting The Culture Bores

Robyn Hood and his/her BIPOC Band of Merry They/Thems

A modern day take on the heroic children’s story Robin Hood and His Band of Merry Men is the latest victim of woke rebranding. “Gone...

How to Spot a Grifter Website: A GWU! Guide

Experts are continually warning that dangerous websites dedicated to disinformation, misleading stories, and conspiracy theories are leaving people confused about what to believe. Thankfully,...

The Hottest and Sexiest Women on the Right

GWU! Wokesperts conducted exhaustive polling of healthy red-blooded men to crank out our ultimate list of the most-based babes of FREEDOM. Our readers told...

1 Million March 4 Children Called ‘Hateful’ by Lazy Unions

Today's peaceful 1 Million March 4 Children organized by Canadian families, is being assaulted with threats and fear mongering woke rage. The vile assailants...

New Woke Fall TV Lineup Despite Writers Strike

As the Writers Guild of America enter their fourth month of a strike against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, Hollyweird is...

Helping Kids Resist Woke Indoctrination: Ottawa Parents Unite

Back-to-School planning has never been a more important time for the Jones family than now. After spending the summer camping, road tripping, and visiting...

Top Ten TV and Film Characters You Never Knew Were Trans!

Let me start off by saying that even though I haven’t actually seen “Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse” yet, the online discourse surrounding the film...

We Are Officially in a Transession

American corporations have been seeing red as their sales and stocks continue to bleed all over Pride month (can somebody get them a feminine...

Toronto Pride Parade Bends Over to Corporate Sponsors… and Selfie Queens!

The recent Toronto Pride Parade was not the organic vibrant love fest uniting the LGBTQQIP2SAA+ community and its so-called ‘thousands’ of supporters that the mainstream...

How to Identify a They/Them

The 72 gender crowd is always demanding to ‘be seen’ but for normal people, it can be difficult to identify the sheep of this...
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Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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