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Day 2: Volodymyr Zelensky Passes the Hat at WEF

Out of this world climate warriors, Ukrainian grifters, and high-priced hookers is basically the Davos’ World Economic Forum’s biome. But I digress, I came...

Day 1: Klaus Schwab No Show at WEF

Klaus Schwab bailed on the Day 1 Meet and Greet at TGI Freitags, that’s basically the Swiss/German version of Applebees. I had a seat...

6 Ways to Tell if Your Online Girlfriend Is an AI Bot

It started innocently enough when Carl Simpson responded to an X DM from a cute Russian girl.  “She had a few more followers than me...

Will A&W Go Woke?

Fast food restaurant A&W, known for its wholesome small town charm and loveable ‘Burger Family’ is struggling in a post-Covid, recession economy. The 103-year-old...

Quiz: How Little Do You Trust the Mainstream Media?

You know that all the news that’s fit to print is just a cog in the never-ending government-funded propaganda machine. From local news to...

Is Your Holiday Christmas Party Going to be a Silent Night?

Your workplace Christmas party, or should we say wokeplace, is getting a whole lot more inclusive, according to an HR manager who spoke with...

Is Will Smith Really Gay? Kevin and Karen get to the “Bottom” of it!

Dear Karen and Kevin, My boyfriend is a huge Will Smith fan! He was one of the first people I know to forgive Will for...

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