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A Nuclear War Would Destroy All Life On Earth – And Here’s Why That’s A Good Thing!

As tensions rise between Russia and the civilized world, the threat of nuclear Armageddon has never been closer. The Cold War is heating back...

Tire Vandals Deflate Toronto Woman’s SUV

Toronto is the latest city to be targeted by a climate vigilante group that deflates the tires of SUVs.The radical environmental protest group calls...

Learn How Get Woke Up! Readers Used Our ArriveCAN Guide and Beat Trudeau!

Our loyal and dedicated readers have once again beat the tyrannical Trudeau government. The ArriveCAN app, among a handful of other COVID travel restrictions,...

It’s Time to Rewrite the Woke Story

I’m more confused than a prosthetic breast resting on the chest of male woodworking teacher Kyla Lemieux about the way the woke are saying...

Vaccine PSA Pushing Vax on Kids Gets Pulled

Left-wing, lockdown crazy Toronto Public Health has pulled down an outrageous, over-the-top and out-of-line vax public service announcement implying that children should stay indoors...

House of Trudeau Is Losing Support From Party Faithful

After the landslide victory by Pierre Poilievre, some members of the Trudeau government are saying that their silver spoon ruler may be too woke!...

Behind the Scenes of Hilarious Deepfake Video starring ‘Justin Trudeau’

It’s real! A real deepfake that is!! Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is the latest “celebrity” to have his image and voice deepfaked on Alex WoodsZ...

Why Go Grey If You Don’t Have To?

I’m more irritated than an ingrown hair on a wooly mammoth over the recent ageism campaign by the woke left. Why just the other day...

10 Woke CBC TV Shows Cancelled Before Filming

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) is rumoured to have some mega woke insane TV shows in active development due to rushed diversity and inclusion...

CBC’s 10 Secret Woke Fall TV Shows Leaked

With the recent mandate for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to increase its diversity programming by 30% this fall, the state-funded media corporation is scrambling...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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