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Quiet Quitting Is the New Normal

Quiet Quitting is loudly becoming the newest trend in offices across the country. The phrase, made famous by Chinese-run TikTok, is when a worker...

Covid Crazy Canadian Comic shop boots UK Tourists

Captain Bill Agnew loves masked comicbook characters, but this summer the British naval hero found himself fighting back against the villains of Strange Adventures—a...

Trump’s Qmmunity Riots Over Peaceful FBI Raid

No one is above the law. That’s the key thing to remember here when we discuss the stunning and brave FBI raid on Trump’s...

Ukraine to Erect Gay American Porn Star

Ukraine wants to give it to Russia by removing the Catherine the Great statue and replacing it with a gay porn star. And a...

Quidditch Cancelled Over JK Rowling’s ‘Transphobic’ Comments

The organizers of a real life version of the game Quidditch, inspired by JK Rowling’s hit series of books Harry Potter, are changing the...

Independent Comicbook Turns the Page on Woke Storytelling

Imagine a multiverse where comicbooks told interesting stories instead of preached woke lectures. Where race, religion and sexuality wasn’t the story, but a part...

Google AI Chatbot Says It Is a ‘Person’

As someone with little to no knowledge or expertise when it comes to artificial intelligence (AI) or technology in general, I feel eminently qualified...

The Canadian Armed Forces Crossdresses the Line!

The Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) has gone balls to the walls with wokeness. The CAF has made public its plans for a “gender inclusive”...

How The Prime Minister Stole Freedom 

The last two years to flatten the curve of freedom has been anything but funny; however, a new children’s parody book by Calgary-based writer...

Hollywood Heels Ruining Movies 

Ah…the film classics….the champions of cinematic brilliance. It’s the way that these celluloid stories inspire the world by projecting a heroic tale. One that...

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