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Toronto Raptors Apologize For Saying Only Women Can Give Birth

The LGBTQ alphabet community is crying foul after two NBA players from the Toronto Raptors said in a now deleted Women's History Month video...

COVID Booster Program Fails to Launch

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has pivoted on their earlier recommendations for the COVID Booster vaccine, but experts are telling GWU! the once...

John Tory’s Decisions During Pandemic Must Now Be Questioned

After the shocking affair between John Tory and his much younger staffer Emily Hillstrom was revealed by GWU!, many are questioning other decisions the...

Royal Family Warns of Dangers of Pfizer Vaccine

Thailand has become the first country attempting to ban the COVID-19 Pfizer vaccine after heir to the throne, Princess Bajrakitiyabha Narendira Debyavati, fell into...

Ottawa Doc’s Tweets Are Making People Question Pandemic Protocols

Nili Kaplan-Myrth, a family physician in Ottawa, Canada, spent most of the pandemic trying to help people, but after a recent tirade of tweets,...

Keeping Corporations Safe From Project Veritas

Far-right grifters Project Veritas are making news in the conspiracy theory Qmmunity again. This time the Covid-19 deniers have posted videos that allegedly show...

TV Reporter Jessica Robb’s On Air Medical Emergency Revealed

Jessica Robb is the latest in a growing trend of people suffering a vaccine-induced ‘medical emergency’ on live TV. The CTV Edmonton journalist joins...

Damar Hamlin’s Heart Attack Could’ve Been Avoided

Dr. Peter McCullough and other medical experts are pleading with health organizations around the globe to take the experimental COVID-19 vaccine side effects seriously,...

Canadian Fashion House Exploits Suicide in New Ad

High-end fashion retailer La Maison Simons is using its advertising to promote euthanasia in the guise of art, leaving customers and critics fuming over...

83% of Canadians Are Insane About COVID

An exclusive Get Woke Up! survey shows that a large majority of Canadians are in need of serious mental help.  The poll found that a...
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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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