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Bully Mayor Shutting Out Black Students 

Left-wing Mayor Muriel Bowser is fine with choices having consequences when it comes to unvaccinated students who will not be allowed to attend the...

Waging War On University COVID Mandates

Western University is the latest institution to face blowback from students over a ridiculous third-shot COVID-19 vaccine mandate, which the school of "higher learning"...

Booster Mandates Resisted by Canadian Students

At many Canadian universities, including one located in downtown Toronto, students anticipating that the booster mandate will extend beyond the recent requirement to live...

Crazy Covidian Canadians are Just So Karen!

A series of viral videos that have been banned from the social media platform Tik Tok featuring Covidian Karens have racked up over 100,000...

European Vacation Lampooned By Wokeness

I’m madder than Boris Johnson being cut off at a COVID Cargo Container speakeasy over the way the Woke Army continues to wage war on...

Sorry, GranGran – You’re Dying Alone

In bold, stunning and brave defiance of DeSantis’ extremely dangerous and problematic “No Patient Left Alone” Act, I have opted to let my GranGran...

How The Prime Minister Stole Freedom 

The last two years to flatten the curve of freedom has been anything but funny; however, a new children’s parody book by Calgary-based writer...

I’m Just Trying To Keep Everyone Safe, By Keeping Them Away From Me

So, my boomer gammon parents held an intervention over Zoom because APPARENTLY I’m “obsessed” with Covid and it’s “Hurting the people around me”!!  I don’t...

Hailey Bieber Tells All After Near Death Vaccine Experience

Hailey Bieber, daughter of Bio-Dome co-star Stephen Baldwin, recently survived a COVID-19 vaccine near death experience, and it’s something that more and more young...

Justin Bieber Becomes the Face of Vaccine Injury

International pop star Justin Bieber’s career is in jeopardy since being diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt Syndrome Type 2—a common side effect of Pfizer’s COVID-19...
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Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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