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Pardon the Gazaruption, says Boomer to Hamas Hipsters

I’m madder than a doctor without a passport at a border, over the way these woke Liberal leftists are blocking traffic, holding up banks,...

Am I Supposed to Stand with Israel or Lay with Mia Khalifa? Asks Boomer

Picture it: October 7, 1988, the day before the season four premiere of NBC’s chart topping comedy, The Golden Girls. I was a ghost...

Forgetting Yaroslav Hunka … but Never Forget Russell Brand

The recent move by YouTube/Google to demonetize truth teller Russell Brand is the latest example of a 1984-style tyrannical attack by the powers that...

Get Your Rainbow Flavoured Sausage Out of My Ass, Says Boomer

I’m madder than a professional ball player being sent to the minors for boycotting stores that sexualize minors over the way the left are...

Chris Sky Will Be the Next Mayor of Toronto: Says Boomer

In 1988, after being fired from the third season as an uncredited writer on ALF, I moved to Toronto. At the time, they were...

Why Is Everyone Calling Christine Anderson a Vile Racist? Asks Boomer

I'm madder than a sausage vendor with flaccid sauerkraut over the way the Canadian media and government are sticking it to my hero German...

It’s Time to Take Back Black-Only Nights with Boomer-Only Nights, Says Boomer

Love is in the air, friends! To make this Valentine’s Day special, I decided to take my beautiful Liberal voting wife to the community theatre....

Who the Hell Is This Anonymous Guy, Anyway? Asks Boomer

I'm madder than a ghost being exorcized from a house they spent 25 years paying the mortgage on over the way like-minded individuals like...

Rita Hayworth and Toby Gelman’s Unvaccinated Redemption

I’m more busted up than Rita Hayworth hanging on the wall of a dirty prison cell over the way me and my unvaccinated pals...

Je Suis Kyrie Irving, Says Boomer

The other night, during a bout of insomnia, I was watching Rambo III— the 80s film classic. I was impressed by the acting, the...

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