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Forgetting Yaroslav Hunka … but Never Forget Russell Brand

The recent move by YouTube/Google to demonetize truth teller Russell Brand is the latest example of a 1984-style tyrannical attack by the powers that...

Get Your Rainbow Flavoured Sausage Out of My Ass, Says Boomer

I’m madder than a professional ball player being sent to the minors for boycotting stores that sexualize minors over the way the left are...

Chris Sky Will Be the Next Mayor of Toronto: Says Boomer

In 1988, after being fired from the third season as an uncredited writer on ALF, I moved to Toronto. At the time, they were...

Why Is Everyone Calling Christine Anderson a Vile Racist? Asks Boomer

I'm madder than a sausage vendor with flaccid sauerkraut over the way the Canadian media and government are sticking it to my hero German...

It’s Time to Take Back Black-Only Nights with Boomer-Only Nights, Says Boomer

Love is in the air, friends! To make this Valentine’s Day special, I decided to take my beautiful Liberal voting wife to the community theatre....

Who the Hell Is This Anonymous Guy, Anyway? Asks Boomer

I'm madder than a ghost being exorcized from a house they spent 25 years paying the mortgage on over the way like-minded individuals like...

Rita Hayworth and Toby Gelman’s Unvaccinated Redemption

I’m more busted up than Rita Hayworth hanging on the wall of a dirty prison cell over the way me and my unvaccinated pals...

Je Suis Kyrie Irving, Says Boomer

The other night, during a bout of insomnia, I was watching Rambo III— the 80s film classic. I was impressed by the acting, the...

Just Stop Oil Climate Activists Are Painting a Horrible Picture, Says Boomer

I’m more diced up than Van Gogh’s earlobe over the way the climate change cuckoos are destroying priceless works of art with their lunch...

Cancelling Thanksgiving and Other Colonial Holidays

I’m madder than a dirty bird in need of a clean over the way the woke are washing us of our days of significance,...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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