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A History Lesson in ‘Presentism’

Last evening during my nightly bedtime ritual (catching up on Reddit modmail, deciding what gender I would be tomorrow, kissing my Fauci love pillow...

A GWU! Guide to All 72 Genders

Remember when you were at the department store as a kid shopping for clothes with your mom? There were only two aisles, men and...

It’s Time to Rewrite the Woke Story

I’m more confused than a prosthetic breast resting on the chest of male woodworking teacher Kyla Lemieux about the way the woke are saying...

Remake of Robin Hood Updated with BIPOC Cast

A modern day take on the heroic children’s story Robin Hood and His Band of Merry Men will be the latest victim of woke...

10 Woke CBC TV Shows Cancelled Before Filming

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) is rumoured to have some mega woke insane TV shows in active development due to rushed diversity and inclusion...

CBC’s 10 Secret Woke Fall TV Shows Leaked

With the recent mandate for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to increase its diversity programming by 30% this fall, the state-funded media corporation is scrambling...

The Canadian Armed Forces Crossdresses the Line!

The Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) has gone balls to the walls with wokeness. The CAF has made public its plans for a “gender inclusive”...

Hollywood Heels Ruining Movies 

Ah…the film classics….the champions of cinematic brilliance. It’s the way that these celluloid stories inspire the world by projecting a heroic tale. One that...

A New Day for Canada Day

Canada Day has been cancelled! At least, it has been in Winnipeg, Canada, where the tourist destination ‘The Forks’ has announced that Canada Day...

Black Thor has Marvel Fanboys Crying Racism

The Marvel multiverse just got a whole lot darker, as young, hip writers with the Disney owned publisher are being accused of racism by...
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Breaking the Narrative

2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

WWWD: Canada Votes: Liberal Apocalypse … or Conservative Revolution? 🇨🇦

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With the long-awaited Canadian election to take place Monday, April 28, the answer couldn’t be clearer. The country needs a change. Troublingly, polite Canadians still seem preoccupied with Donald Trump’s 51st state trolling. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

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The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

GWU! Podcast

It’s No Conspiracy to GWU!

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Mat Brown returns to the Get Woke Up! studio to blow up the official 9/11 narrative. And this is one 9/11 report you won’t want to be sabotaged by the CIA.

King Carney’s Can Con

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Put away your history books and cancel your daily newspaper delivery, as international artist Mat Brown paints the Get Woke Up! podcast a chilling picture of a never-ending dumpster fire formally known as Canada.

Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

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Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.
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