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Pardon the Gazaruption, says Boomer to Hamas Hipsters

I’m madder than a doctor without a passport at a border, over the way these woke Liberal leftists are blocking traffic, holding up banks,...

Tradwife Estee C. Williams Tell All

Estee C. Williams, 25, has the secret recipe for how to be a perfect wife and according to the popular social media star it’s...

Going to War for Palestine Against the Terminally Online

After a brief period of intense soul searching, I have finally decided on what flag I’ll be putting in my X bio. It seems...

Mother of 3 Canceled by Alt-Left Hairdresser 

Political candidate Michelle Lindsay got more than she bargained—or rather barbered—for after attending the 1 Million March 4 Children, when she was canceled by...

The Get Woke Up! September 2023 Newsletter

Love to Hate GWU! went back to school this month to learn how we could help educate parents on avoiding another year of woke indoctrination of...

7 Key Conservative Policies That the MSM Doesn’t Want You to Know

The 2023 Conservative Party Convention policy plenary was covered by every libtard news organization in Canada with emotional fear about what a world without...

New Woke Fall TV Lineup Despite Writers Strike

As the Writers Guild of America enter their fourth month of a strike against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, Hollyweird is...

The Get Woke Up! June 2023 Newsletter

Love of Money Is Love As we countdown the hours until the end of Pride Madness month, we can’t help but reflect on what a...

Toronto Pride Parade Bends Over to Corporate Sponsors… and Selfie Queens!

The recent Toronto Pride Parade was not the organic vibrant love fest uniting the LGBTQQIP2SAA+ community and its so-called ‘thousands’ of supporters that the mainstream...

Black Students Giving White Students a Hall Pass to Use N-Word

On a warm spring day at an Upstate New York high school, a substitute teacher witnessed a group of white students saying the unthinkable in...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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