BE CNNING YOU!
Just weeks after its heavily promoted and lavish CNN+ launch, the Atlanta-based cable news company pulled the plug – literally. This left wing 404 error was spotted early by owner Warner Bros. Discovery.
The media monolith saw that very few people were willing to sign up for the costly $5.99 per month subscription fee for the on-demand news service and took CNN+ off life support after only one month. Although the precise numbers are secret, insiders are saying that they are not even a blip on the radar that alt-news youtubers like Russell Brand and Ben Shapiro are regularly pulling in.
Looks like this iteration of CNN won’t be cancelling anyone! Except it’s overpaid repeaters, er … reporters. Luckily for the left there’s still Joe Biden’s Ministry of Truth the public can rely on for all their fake news needs.
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