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Justin Trudeau Staged Video with Fake Protestor, Says Film Director

Politics is showbiz for ugly people, and there’s no one uglier on the inside than handsome hair boy Justin! The London Telegraph

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Dictator Justin Trudeau is being accused by a Canadian film director of staging the now famous viral interaction between the prime minister and a young conservative supporter.

Film director Gil Francois (not using his real name for fear of losing government grant film funding) tells GWU! the entire ordeal was worsley scripted than Degrassi High: School’s Out, which the French-Canadian auteur worked on as a Best Boy.

“You can see that it was rehearsed, Trudeau had his reactions and lines already memorized. There is no doubt that he is familiar with the actor and this wasn’t the first time they had met.”

The video that Liberal faithful are highlighting on social media as proof that the conservative right is a group of grifters brainwashing the minds of young Canadians, shows Trudeau during an event on the University of Manitoba campus. Inexplicably Trudeau stops in the middle of a group of protestors to debate a random stranger who he alleges supports The Conservative Party. The protestor corrects the lead actor’s line flub saying he’s actually PPC  (People’s Party of Canada). 

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“The child actor in this ham-fisted film never fails to disappoint in his unbelievability.”
– Tabwire

LIGHTS, CAMERA, DISGRACE: Former Drama Teacher and current Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau loves to play dress up and role play. However, French-Canadian director Gil Francois says that the most recent performance pulled out of his Tickle Trunk at the University of Manitoba will go down as one of his worst.

The former drama teacher, who is no stranger to dressing in costumes, can be seen during the Meet Cute beginning to “rail” the supporter by talking about Poilievre’s voting history on dental care. When “realizing” the young actor supports the PPC he “pivots” to then question the young man about abortion, which is not an actual issue in Canadian politics as no party will touch it. 

“In the biz, we call that a second act twist,” says the one time Secondary Assistant to the Director for a season of The Red Green Show. The know-it-all PM then assures the kid that: “Women get raped all the time.” 

“There’s no debate. This is Justin Trudeau’s definitive viral video.”
– Time Out Dubai

“We never see the performer’s face,” explains Francois, “so we can’t verify on IMDB who the actor is. Despite a camera taking pictures of the encounter there is no other footage from other angles. The CIA directed JFK footage is more convincing than this.”

Online speculation has pointed to the actor possibly being Trudeau’s oldest son Xavier, as a recent photo taken of the Trudeau child shows similar characteristics such as the large Cuban nose and Latinx complexion.

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Others theorize that based on the actor’s believability he was likely plucked out of first year college drama school. “I know a guy from NTS (National Theatre School) who looks just like him,” writes one Reddit commenter on r/BreakingTheNarrative

The thirty-six time winner of the Canadian Screen Award (Canadian discount Oscars-ed) agrees. “This child actor barely knows his lines, gets nervous and is confused if his motivation is pro-choice or pro-life. Any real protestor would know what side of the debate they were on. Two thumbs down.” 

“This movie conflates having a small PP with being PPC. I will be voting against plot contrivances in the next election.”
– Stratford Shopper

A CLOCKWORK CONSPIRACY: Legendary director Stanley Kubrick got the nod to film the moon landing on a Hollywood soundstage, despite the government still insisting the production took place in space. Francois says that politicians using scripts and sets is nothing new, but most are more high budget affairs than Trudeau’s recent one-act play.

Francois also questions the scripting calling it ‘tired and over the top panter’. “No one is talking about abortion. Should there be a debate about such a complex moral issue? Perhaps, perhaps. But the Supreme Court spoke to this thirty years ago and no party ever even pitched a sequel to the defeated abortion laws.” Indeed, Canada has no actual legislation covering abortion and the matter has been left to doctors and their medical governing bodies. 

“Politics and film go together like peanut butter and chocolate,” laughs the former set designer for the Peanut Butter Solution.

“The question I ask is when have you ever seen Justin Trudeau stop to debate anyone? We know he’s a controlled puppet and his questions are vetted. You can see the wires on this wooden Pinocchio.”

Francois cites Moon Landing, directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Neil Armstrong, as the most famous political stunt film. “This film though, it misses the mark.”

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