The election of Pierre Poilievre, as leader of the Conservative Party, set up a grand slam of stories in the Get Woke Up! bullpen. Our bases were loaded with everything from Can Pierre Poilievre Scrub Clean Our Brainwashed Left? to Liberals being too Woke to our very popular tip sheet: How to Avoid the ArriveCan App. Find out how our readers knocked the app out of Trudope Park.
The Karkoutlian family who were fined $21000 by the Canadian dictator for failing to use the app, set off a flurry of anger among our freedom loving subscribers. Read the family’s heartbreaking story in a Rafe S. Klinger exclusive.
Get Woke Up! got the inside scoop behind the hilarious Trudeau deepfake video by AlexWoodsZ, which was all the talk at every hard working Canadians dinner table. As well, we exposed the unlawful mandates at Western University. Learn how students pushed back on the unlawful vaccine mandate.
Speaking of exposure!!! A large breasted shop teacher at an Oakville Ontario high school inspired a classic rant from Get Woke Up! producer and columnist Toby Gelman. He also recommends our Guide to all 72 genders after having tried on a few of them himself!
Hurricanes Fiona and Ian landed in time for this wild climate change piece about Krazy Kiwis Izzy and Rose Cook. We also were one of the first news outlets to blow up the story and air out the truth about climate vandals who are deflating SUVs.
On the lighter side of things, we had pieces about Meghan Markle wanting the golden crown, Harry Styles being a preening princess, and She-Hulk taking a massive green dump. While you’re on the site don’t forget to tune into our preview of the 10 Woke CBC TV Shows Cancelled Before Filming.
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Our forecast for October is a full sky of raging woke madness with a chance of insanity so be sure to donate, and, remember, when you fall, always GET WOKE UP!
