Justin Trudeau may have had the connections and money from his step-father Pierre and the Cuban good looks from his biological father Fidel Castro, but it was all for nothing. Since 2015 Prime Minister Trudeau has single-handedly embarrassed, disgraced, and ruined Canada on a global scale.
Now, as Trudeau spends the next three months as a lame duck leader after his non-resignation resignation, America’s #1 Newstainment Source, GWU! looks back at 13 of Dictator Trudeau’s most cringe-worthy and woke moments that have brought about the fall of Canada.
1. Sunnyways, My Fiend
The promise of a shiny new transparent government became as hazy as a hotbox as soon as selfie loving Trudeau explained his gender-balanced cabinet with the dopey reasoning: “Because it’s 2015, bitches!”
2. Is that an SNC-Lavalin in your pocket or are you just happy to embezzle me?
Justin ‘I’m a feminist’ Trudeau proved early on that there wasn’t a woman in his cabinet he wouldn’t throw under the bus to save himself from a speeding ticket. Jody Wilson-Raybould, Jane Philpot, Celina Caesar-Chavannes and even twitchy Chrystia Freeland were all just notches on his 26-inch snakeskin belt. An impressive body count, considering his enthusiasm for flamboyant socks, rainbows, and tampons in the men’s room.
3. Two-faced Blackface
Despite “not being able to recall” how many times he’d dressed in Blackface, the Teflon-coated nepo-baby was able to win yet another election in 2019 and continue his con-act of White knighting for diversity, equity, and inclusion. His repeat apology performances were lauded for their Oscar Award caliber (Try an Emmy, as best—ed).
4. How Dare You!
From banning plastic straws to talking about ‘juice box water bottle things,’ Trudeau made sure to keep a 40,000 feet view of the environment, which was easy to do aboard his taxpayer-funded vacations to Tofino. The now recycled PM instituted punitive new taxes based on people’s carbon usage, which as any good conspiracy theorist knows, are able to change the weather.
5. National Lampoon’s Bollywood Vacation
Playing dress up in place of adult international diplomacy informed many of the former drama teacher’s most important decisions. Raj Trudeau is sari not sorry for replacing all Canadian students with Indian ‘International students’ at Tim Hortons, supporting Hamas, as well as funding the meat grinder money laundering scheme in Ukraine.
6. Fringe Minority Prime Minister
Dictator Trudeau ensured that the beatings would continue until pandemic morale improved. He pushed provinces to institute restrictive lockdowns through financial incentives, enacted unscientific travel restrictions on the unvaccinated, and essentially closed down society and the economy for longer than any other country in the world.
With a complicit and paid-off media in his pocket, the son of Cuban leader Fidel Castro and vaccine pusher was able to censor and control public discourse—until he got run over by the Freedom Convoy.
7. Mass Indigenous grave psychosis 2021
Trudeau, the personification of Canada being America’s retarded little brother, desperately longed for his own George Floyd moment where his woke army of left-wing loons could burn down churches, decapitate statues, and turn history into a Choose Your Own Adventure novel. It didn’t take much more than the surface of this lie to be scratched before alt-news sites like GWU! dug up the truth that zero bodies had ever been found.
Find out what other dastardly deeds the Joker of Ottawa diddled in Part Deux of our list, same woke time, same woke channel!!!
