Temperatures are rising around the globe at the climate change movement’s newest IT GIRL, Sophia Kianni.
With older broken down model Greta Thunberg being phased out by the media and global elite, Kianni is ready to take her place as a cooler, younger and sexier face of the environmental movement. In fact Kianni has been dubbed Greta 2.0 thanks to her refined style of environmental shaming she presents.
“We want to get people excited about climate change,” one far left extremist who works for a global PR firm tells GWU! “Especially younger men. Kianni is just the type who can do that.”
TALK ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING!
21-year-old Kianni, recently came to prominence as she stole the spotlight at COP27 which Thunberg boycotted. The United Nations climate event that was held in Egypt threw the spotlight on the vibrant American girl doll born to Iranian parents. Kianni was invited to the summit thanks to her founding the international non-profit climate change information translation group, Climate Cardinals (uh, okay?—ed).
Despite having the busy life of a straight A college student at Stanford this ‘10’ still finds time to represent the United States as the youngest member of the United Nations Secretary-General’s Youth Advisory Group on Climate Change (whatever that is—ed).
Who Wore It Better?
Along with having a massive social media presence on Instagram with more than a hundred thousand followers she’s also a public speaker, podcast host and journalist on hard-hitting environment issues for the investigative news departments of both MTV News and Teen Vogue.
“Whereas tired old Thunberg only has her dreary old monthly newsletter,” says our PR hotshot.
An impassioned advocate for the environment, this new shade of lip gloss combines politics, fashion and media in a way that many say Greta never could. Greta has gone from being a precocious truth telling tot at the end of the dinner table to a home from college for Thanksgiving Communist who can’t stop talking about meat being murder and how the planet only has twelve years left. (Didn’t she say that in 2008? This must be heaven, amiright—ed)
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
The sudden appearance of Kianni on the global stage has some wondering if there may be more to the teen starlet than her Gucci crop top. Despite her humble backstory, Kianni is a long time friend of Phoebe Gates, daughter of Epstein Islander vax pusher Bill Gates. The connection to the Gates family has some in the environmental movement questioning the bronze beauties bonafides.
“I’m not sure about her sincerity on the issues. Sophia spends more time on Insta than protesting. I’ve never seen any photos of her camping out in a damp open pit mine like Greta,” one UN JR Environmental Special Envoy tells GWU!
GLOBAL BORING
The envoy continues that while Greta started out with the sincere wish to single-handedly save the planet, she is now struggling to remain relevant. Greta was recently criticized for deleting an old tweet that said the world ended last year and for her chummy relationship with selfie posing police at staged protests.
“People are tired of being scolded about the environment by a little girl. They’d much rather be seduced into loving mother nature by a woman like Sophia,” she tattles.
Now an object of mockery as GWU! recently covered in our coverage of 15-Minute Cities, Greta’s Doomsday climate clock appears to be up.
A CUTE CONSPIRACY?
Our UN insider says that Kianni’s meteoric rise to stardom was anything but organic. “These people all come from the same place. Greta is a Rothschild and Sophie is from Langley, Virginia. The same place the CIA is headquartered. Think about that.”
Whether a gardening tool of the NWO or just another harmless pretty face, one thing is for certain about Kianni, says our UN informer, “She is great at recycling all of Greta’s ugly old garbage with all the glamor of the New World Order.”
