Happy New Year, loyal readers!
Old acquaintances may be forgot, but let’s always remember to bookmark or, better yet, subscribe to getwokeup.com.
Our major announcement this month was the release of the new bigger, brighter and 11% more in-your-face Get Woke Up! website, which our team in mainland China and the foothills of Pakistan worked on tirelessly to make live just before the holidays.
Our newly designed cheeky logo by acclaimed underground and deep in the woods artist Kyle Fleming shows that the entire GWU! staff is ready to expose even more woke madness—with a mischievous grin. We couldn’t be prouder of how far we’ve come in 2022 or more optimistic about the year to come.
We’re always working to make the GWU! experience better, so let us know your thoughts on the new look below.
Blue-haired columnist Doreen Trudeau kicked off December with her own brand of unique left wing observations in a bizarre film review of the Stew Peters directed Died Suddenly. Peters, a radio host turned director, has stirred the pot on the controversy of vaccinated people who drop dead for no apparent reason other than, perhaps, being vaxxed. Speaking of dying, veteran reporter AD Washbro broke the latest news in a series of commercials that attempted to beautify suicide in Canadian Fashion House Exploits Suicide in New Ad. We are dead sure to see a lot more of this insanity in 2023, so keep your eye on GWU! for ongoing coverage.
GWU! Also lifted the duvet (but not too quickly, didn’t want to die suddenly) on corporations that are woke washing their employees in Did You Woke Wash Your Bay Blanket? As well as a woke public school in Virginia that is allowing students to study Satanism, as a way to level out other religious after-school groups in the school. Talk about Woke Madness!
Canadian politician and YouTube celebrity Greg Wycliffe dropped by the office for an inspiring and heartwarming one-on-one with Senior Reporter Rafe Klinger. Be sure to read our in depth interview Freedom YouTuber Greg Wycliffe – UNREDACTED.
In holiday news, we shone a light on a poor cashier who became victimized by her manager for uttering Merry Christmas. We also broke the story about how woke HR departments are hiring DEI (Diversity, Equity and Inclusion) consultants to rebrand the office holiday party. They’re definitely taking the P out of Party and the Wo out of men!
Read about how fans on Reddit say The Orville is the best Star Trek series on TV, which is highly illogical, considering it’s not a Star Trek show. And don’t forget about that funny and loveable Alien Life Form, Elon Musk’s ‘proof’ that Twitter silenced free speech.
Be sure to follow Get Woke Up! On Twitter, Facebook, and our new Instagram account ALL CAPS. And get the jump on breaking stories we’re following on one of the coolest new Reddit subs, r/WokeMadness. Stay tuned to all our socials for an announcement on official GWU! merch coming soon.
We’re calling for a cold, dark January with flurries of raging woke madness and a high chance of creeping authoritarianism so be sure to subscribe here, donate, and, remember, when you fall, always GET WOKE UP!
