Canadians Dumbfounded as to Why Emergencies Act Extended

Martial law gives ruling Trudeau junta the ability to seize funds, property and possessions from Canadian citizens without just cause or judicial oversight

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By Casey Riley

In this episode of Bot Theater with Karen and Kevin, the whitest couple from the whitest suburb of anywhere Canada, discuss the Truckers for Freedom 2022 Convoy in Ottawa, but things go awry when they discover that they can’t get that damn honking out of their small minds. Even Andrew Lloyd Webber couldn’t stand to listen to these two, but we know you’re going to love it!

Canada’s ruling Liberal government headed by Justin Trudeau, who many in Canada believe to be the son of former dictator of Cuba Fidel Castro, firmed up his dictatorial grasp on power late Monday evening with support from the NDP party lead by champagne-socialist Jagmeet Singh.

With a final vote of 185-151, the motion to extend the Emergencies Act, a martial law which gives the ruling junta the ability to seize funds, property and possessions from Canadian citizens without just cause or judicial oversight. Although 66 per cent of the country were in favour of the unprecedented move to use the Act to bring an end to the border blockades and peaceful protest outside of the Canadian Parliament buildings, Canadians are unsure why the Act is still needed

One resident of the nation’s capital we found arguing with Trudeau’s secret police patrolling his residential street, Berle Racciopa had mixed feelings about the news.

“I just wanted to stop for a coffee and go home, officer. No. Yes. ID? Ugh. My house is literally across the street,” sighed the 52-year-old civil servant to an overweight copper. 

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“Like the honking was super annoying so I’m glad the truckers are gone. They were scaring my cats. But my sister on the other side of the country in Edmonton where restrictions are basically gone was all like, WTF is this shit?” 

After the vote passed, interim Conservative Leader and former American actress Candice Bergen stood up and tried to enter a motion recalling the use of the Emergency Act, but that motion was ruled out of order. It looks like Canada just got a taste of Murphy’s Law (everything that can go wrong, does)!

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  1. […] Up’. From the constant Doxxing and Virtue Signaling by the left, to the unlawfully enacted Emergencies Act, I came to see that this wasn’t about furthering discussion, this was about silencing those who […]

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